Worst Movie EVER !!!!!!

[Suave]

And because of this you think that it's the worst movie ever?

I do remember seeing the movie. Instruments said he was flying top-side-up when he was actually flying upsidedown. And he pulled up to gain altitude:(

[JB73]

rock and roll high school

[Suave]

Originally posted by JB73
rock and roll high school

On behalf of Ramones fans everywhere I'd just like to say. Go to hell and die you old bastard.

[indy007]

Originally posted by Suave
And because of this you think that it's the worst movie ever?

I do remember seeing the movie. Instruments said he was flying top-side-up when he was actually flying upsidedown. And he pulled up to gain altitude:(

No, no, I'm totally off topic. I enjoyed the movie. I just saw people commenting on HBO stuff, so I chipped in my $0.02. If I thought it was worst, I wouldn't have urged people to watch it

Yeah, that is what happened. Was in a thick cloudbank, instruments said he was top-side-up, pulled back on the stick and fed it power to climb. Ended up accelerating into the base of a mountain.

[Midnight]

Elf - What a dumb-arse movie of all time!

Putting aside the fairy-tale of Santa, Will Farrel's character "Buddy" was supposed to be 100% normal human. So, how is it that he somehow has super-human powers?

In Santa's North pole, you could say he was somehow protected in the "magic" of things there, however, once away from the pole, how is it that he managed to get to NYC without food, shelter, transportation or money?

Where did he get the super-accurate rapid fire snowball throwing ability?

How did he survive eating only candy his entire life?

Why do I care?

[JB73]

Originally posted by Suave
On behalf of Ramones fans everywhere I'd just like to say. Go to hell and die you old bastard.

i meant :


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100504/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9cm9jayBhbmQgcm9sbCBoaWdoIHNjaG9vbHxodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc=2;ft=3;fm=1


rock and roll high school forever

[Sikboy]

Watch enough movies, and you'll see some bad ones that's for sure.

Worst movie I can think of: "The Breed."  But I'm not sure how bad it really was. A friend of mine worked on it, and when I watched it, he was constantly complaining about it, and explaining how and why certain aspects sucked.

Worst movie I've seen recently: "The Whole Ten Yards" I really liked the first movie, but in retrospect, maybe it was just Amanda Peet's tits that I liked?

Worst Movie that a lot of other people seem to like: "The Graduate" Now there's a movie where nearly all of the characters need a good punch in the face.

-Sik

[StarOfAfrica2]

I actually liked Torque.  Sure parts of it were stupidly funny, and the ending was totally lame, but the action scenes were cool and it was nice to see a movie about bikes for a change instead of a bunch of laughing-gas snorters in import cars zooming around for 2 hours.

I got a good laugh out of the scene with IceCube talking into the cell phone without taking his helmet off.  Thats not even considering wind noise and engine noise from all those bikes in close proximity, but it really wasnt a show about anything to do with reality to start with.  It may not have been an artistic masterpiece, but I enjoyed it.

Now for lamest movie of all time?  The 3 Amigos.  I expected to laugh my prettythang off, and ended up falling asleep.

[mosgood]

Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2

Now for lamest movie of all time?  The 3 Amigos.  I expected to laugh my prettythang off, and ended up falling asleep.

that one too.... except for the end when Rebecca Ferratti  comes out of nowhere...

hubba hubba

[wombatt]

how bout this one


http://aqvist.bmc.uu.se/dombo/videos/burningfart.mov

[Aubrey]

Hardware


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099740/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9aGFyZHdhcmV8aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=2;ft=9;fm=1

Sucked
Another

Slipstream


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099740/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9aGFyZHdhcmV8aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=2;ft=9;fm=1

[CAVY]

Originally posted by tapakeg
I remember seeing the preview to this movie while in the theater to watch another movie.  I remember my response was that it was going to be an all time stinker.  Like a train wreck I was compelled to watch it.  I would never pay money to see it and give them anything, but I happened to stumble upon it while it was on HBO.

It was bad, REALLY BAD  I felt very sorry for the actors on the screen that they had to endure the humiliation of what was the final product.   I wanted to physically pull them out of the movie i felt so sorry for them.  I can't believe somewhere, sometime ago, a group of people got done with the shots, sound, special effects, final touches.........stepped back, and all concluded that it was what they wanted.  The final action-chase sequence was such an insult to watch.  WERE THEY SERIOUS?  Did they mean to make it that bad, or were they kinda wanting to make it a comedy?

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Think of the worst movie ever, and check this out,  THIS IS THE ALL TIME STINKER MOVIE











































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There it is,  what is your ALL TIME WORST MOVIE?  please no B movies.  They are supposed to be bad.  Try to list movies that people try to take seriously and BOMB !!!!!!

We all know Ferenheight 911 is there also,  ( I just took away 20 posts with that mention )




Tapakeg

CONAN THE BARBARIAN...WORST OF ALL TIME

[Sikboy]

Originally posted by CAVY
CONAN THE BARBARIAN...WORST OF ALL TIME

Apparantly, you bailed out of the Genre before the 5,000 knock offs were released, each of which was progressively worse than its predecessor.

If Conan were bad, Red Sonja, and "The Sword and the Sorcerer" were worse.


But that brings up another genre that was ripe for bad movies: Mad Max knockoff, post apocalyptic wasteland movies. Anyone see DEFCON4? Or perhaps "Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone?"


-Sik

[Suave]

Oh man, I just remembered Pirahna II. Flying Pirahna ! I actually saw this one.

If you think Conan is the worst movie ever you should do more research.

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

[Suave]

Sometimes you can look at a movie cover and know that there is no possible way that it won't suck.