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Offline tapakeg

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« on: December 29, 2004, 12:10:56 AM »
I remember seeing the preview to this movie while in the theater to watch another movie.  I remember my response was that it was going to be an all time stinker.  Like a train wreck I was compelled to watch it.  I would never pay money to see it and give them anything, but I happened to stumble upon it while it was on HBO.

It was bad, REALLY BAD  I felt very sorry for the actors on the screen that they had to endure the humiliation of what was the final product.   I wanted to physically pull them out of the movie i felt so sorry for them.  I can't believe somewhere, sometime ago, a group of people got done with the shots, sound, special effects, final touches.........stepped back, and all concluded that it was what they wanted.  The final action-chase sequence was such an insult to watch.  WERE THEY SERIOUS?  Did they mean to make it that bad, or were they kinda wanting to make it a comedy?

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Think of the worst movie ever, and check this out,  THIS IS THE ALL TIME STINKER MOVIE











































TORQUE





There it is,  what is your ALL TIME WORST MOVIE?  please no B movies.  They are supposed to be bad.  Try to list movies that people try to take seriously and BOMB !!!!!!

We all know Ferenheight 911 is there also,  ( I just took away 20 posts with that mention )




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Offline wombatt

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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2004, 12:14:00 AM »
I really liked the Billy Jack movies but the first one born losers was a real stinker

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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2004, 12:18:00 AM »
Elf.

It was awful.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2004, 12:19:31 AM »
Elf was at least cute.  How does Torque compare to 'Spice World'?

For me, the worse film will remain "Wax: The discovery of television among the bees."

It's worse then it sounds.
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2004, 12:23:41 AM »
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Elf was at least cute.



Ahhhh maybe...  I dunno, I thought Will Ferrel's kid act was more annoying then cute, but I did laugh here and there I suppose.

Actually if you want a really crummy movie go rent "Octopus" (it came out a few years ago).  Awful.  Actually, without a doubt, the worst I've ever seen.
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2004, 12:28:18 AM »
Toys.  

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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2004, 12:33:36 AM »
Alexander......By far the greatest dissapointment of a movie....worst acting in a big production film, story was "Gay", and action was too few and far between.

What a waste of time.


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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2004, 12:45:16 AM »
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Alexander......By far the greatest dissapointment of a movie....worst acting in a big production film, story was "Gay", and action was too few and far between.

What a waste of time.

 


LMAO! Haha ya I figured that movie wasn't going to go over so well as soon as I heard they were trying to make it "historical" (and having not seen the film I will use that word *very* lightly).

My friend was all psyched about seeing it, he loves those action war movies, couldn't wait.  Then I tell him "you know they're going to portray Alexander somewhat acurately..."

He never went. :)
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2004, 12:45:21 AM »
Yeah, I was only disappointed in TROY,  but i hear Alexander is awful.
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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2004, 01:25:55 AM »
Mission To Mars

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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2004, 01:38:55 AM »
TORQUE

OMFG!!!

The last 15 mins of the movie was sooo cartoonish that we :lol :rofl 'till the movie ends.

da worst movie ever!

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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2004, 01:44:56 AM »
The remake of King kong
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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2004, 01:50:23 AM »
let me guess... half on the movies that came out in '04 are the WORST, right?

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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2004, 02:03:38 AM »
i think it was called "stranded".

it was one of those "trapped on mars, find
ancient civilization, get saved" movies.  but bad...really really bad.  

the only redeeming quality was that the girl from pulp fiction....the french girl who likes blueberry pancakes was in it.

i spent the full length of the movie trying to discern the exact proportions of her nipples.

can i say that here?
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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2004, 08:31:09 AM »
Was mission to mars the one with Gary Sinise?   When he wouldn't put on his helmet for no reason when they were losing air pressure in space?


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