I don't think mere dollars can cover this one
. I think we should be thinking about something more interesting like......dunno, gotta think about it. Something like loser streaks through the lobby of the next AH con following the coronation, but more creative than that.
Oh course there's always your Dad's Bently v my Dad's Jag if ya really wanna bet something tangible.
They might have something to say about it though.