Author Topic: last word (Read 97505 times)

AWMac · « **Reply #3540 on:** April 11, 2007, 07:50:32 PM »

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Originally posted by eskimo2
It’s kind of like wildlife management: Foxes are bad because they kill bunnies; therefore kill the foxes. A few years later bunnies are starving to death because there are so many of them that they have eaten everything in sight; you can’t step out the door without stepping on a hungry bunny. Oops.

Have you forgot the Squirrels?

Mac

Bunny Brains.... word

JB88 · « **Reply #3541 on:** April 11, 2007, 07:51:55 PM »

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Originally posted by eskimo2
The thinking was that forest fires are bad, they kill trees and bunnies; we must stop them all. It turns out forest fires are actually healthy and vital. Now, after decades without fires, forests are so dense with a variety of fuels that when they burn they have a tendency to destroy much more than they should. Fires are hotter, bigger, take down everything and are harder to stop. Things are way out of balance. Oops. Smokey was a fool.

oh. so it's okay for me to go out and start a forest fire then?

Dichotomy · « **Reply #3542 on:** April 11, 2007, 07:55:56 PM »

just follow mac around with a bic and your work should be done

Meatwad · « **Reply #3543 on:** April 11, 2007, 07:58:29 PM »

No way then the next fart that mac lets out, he'd explode his house

AWMac · « **Reply #3544 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:03:47 PM »

I think I ate some BAD Cajun food...

I need to be 15 steps from the nearest toilet... or it's shower time and a pile of laundry.

Mac

I'm slowly turning inside out....BRB

Runs is a woooooord

Meatwad · « **Reply #3545 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:09:06 PM »

Green apple splatters?

vorticon · « **Reply #3546 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:12:07 PM »

" A few years later bunnies are starving to death because there are so many of them that they have eaten everything in sight; you can’t step out the door without stepping on a hungry bunny."

so you solve the world hunger problem while your at it...sounds like good things all round!

eskimo2 · « **Reply #3547 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:18:21 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
oh. so it's okay for me to go out and start a forest fire then?

It's much quicker to just directly set the bunnies on fire.

Dichotomy · « **Reply #3548 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:20:29 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
I think I ate some BAD Cajun food...

I need to be 15 steps from the nearest toilet... or it's shower time and a pile of laundry.

Mac

I'm slowly turning inside out....BRB

Runs is a woooooord

Then you can probably relate to the end to this story

Hope the hotel has the good tissue

JB88 · « **Reply #3549 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:25:11 PM »

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Originally posted by eskimo2
It's much quicker to just directly set the bunnies on fire.

is this the type of thing that you teach the kids in your classroom?

rpm · « **Reply #3550 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:31:59 PM »

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Originally posted by Meatwad

Crabs = word

I reject your reality, and substiute my own!!!

CRABS IN THE COURTHOUSE!!!

Meatwad · « **Reply #3551 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:35:02 PM »

We must nuke the courthouse from orbit

JB88 · « **Reply #3552 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:35:57 PM »

venerial terrorists?

eskimo2 · « **Reply #3553 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:38:29 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
is this the type of thing that you teach the kids in your classroom?

No! Don’t be silly.

We set bunnies on fire in summer camp.

rpm · « **Reply #3554 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:43:33 PM »

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Originally posted by Meatwad
We must nuke the courthouse from orbit

You'd be surprised how many times I've suggested just that in years past.

(BTW, That was the BOLD TYPE HEADLINE in this weeks issue of the local paper.)