From the Home Office in Chareston, West Virginia...
By the time I d/l this patch:
#10. Prince Charles will abdicate the throne of England and confess his love of Eddie Izzard.
#9. France will invade Syria and put an end to international terrorism
#8 50 Cent will release his much ballyhoo'ed Country CD
#7 Pamela Anderson will have a breast reduction
#6 Dick Cheney will sell his Halliburton shares and donate the money to charity
#5 Paris Hilton will release her new book on manners
#4 President Bush will achieve complete and total victory in Iraq
#3 Congress will devise a fair and honest tax plan
#2 Lazs will cast the winning vote for Hillary Clinton
and #1..................................................
Skuzzy Locks The Thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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