Mexican Military on Standby in Response to Minutemen

[Airhead]

Well, I've done my part. Today I saw some Mexicans stealing fruit right off the trees, and when I shot at them they dropped thier buckets full of fruit and guess which direction they ran off to?

That's right- SOUTH- right back to the safety of Vicente Fox and the Mexican Army....which, even as we speak, is massing on our borders, preparing to invade Arizona.

Now before we all grab our deer rifles and shotguns to repel the invaders, let's think this through- What if all the Mexicans want is Arizona? That wouldn't be so bad, would it? Arizona is nothing but cactus and desert, and if we could get the Mexicans to agree to limit migration to Arizona then I say we give up Arizona and make Puerto Rico a State...Puerto Ricans, per capita, are younger, work for less money and Puerto Rico has trees without stickers on them.

Plus if we annex Puerto Rico at the same time we give up Arizona then we won't have an issue with trying to design a 49 star flag.

[Lizking]

Your bait is sized to catch minnows, Airhead.

[Seagoon]

Originally posted by NUKE
Well, now Mexico seems to have put one thousand Mexican troops across the Arizona border.....I wonder if these troops will be used help get the illegal aliens into the U.S.
http://newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/3/31/134212.shtml

Funny how Vincente never had enough troops to stop illegal immigration...

Sigh, so tell me again Mr. President why I had to go through the whole Green Card, go to this city, get fingerprinted, fill out this form, pay this fee, stand in this line, get this form stamped, go get photographed, nope those photos won't work, get new photos whoops - its expiring, do it again thing?

Am I not elligible for most favored alien status if I'm not from Mexico? Its the bad teeth thing isn't it?!

Racists!

- SEAGOON

[Airhead]

Originally posted by Lizking
Your bait is sized to catch minnows, Airhead.

Yeah, I know...I was fishing for Nuke. If I wanted to catch lunkers I woulda said the Mexicans were massing at the Texas border and we should give them that state.

[culero]

Can you say "self-serving political pandering"?

culero (I thought so)

[Dnil]

problem is I have no faith in our president to respond or do anything about it.  He is taking fox's throat yogurt like its oxygen.

[LePaul]

Pfft, Fox enforcing the border?

Heck it workes out good for him, he's getting rid of the ones he doesnt want and they become our problem.

Forget the Minutemen, get some Civil War re enactors out there..and to really shake em into sealing that border up, Hawklore's lil paramilitary group!

[Saurdaukar]

Mexican MBT's gearing up.

[lasersailor184]

Is that real?

[Torque]

Originally posted by BlueJ1
Who cares ? (kidding)

Canada would be seperated into 2 states, the lower part with actual people in it, and the northern part with polar bears and seals.

Being that you live in Buffalo, i can understand your desire to see it so.

[Airhead]

Originally posted by lasersailor184
Is that real?

Of course not- that's an old shot of Iraqi jeeps. Mexican Jeeps have little itty bitty wheels, diamond tuck interiors and fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror.

Now put your weapon back on safety, Mister.

[Dinky2003]

Originally posted by Airhead
Of course not- that's an old shot of Iraqi jeeps. Mexican Jeeps have little itty bitty wheels, diamond tuck interiors and fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror.

Now put your weapon back on safety, Mister.

Don't forget about the hydraulics and chrome rims.

[Saintaw]

Originally posted by wombatt
... and they were a very advanced couture....

Jean Paul Gautier is Mexican too ?

[NUKE]

Mexico has a lot of natural resources and a corrupt government.....kind of like Russia and the USSR.

We need tp get the national guard to seal our borders as much as is humanly possible. We don't need the illegal Mexicans.

[ASTAC]

Do we have enough National Guard to stand from Texas to California at a double arm interval?