Ozone causes cancer so please empty that can over in my town.
My favorite earth day story is about all the sea turtles that die from eating plastic bags because they look like jellyfish. They get all constipated and stopped up from the plastic bag in their gut, so they eat and eat until they can't eat anymore, but they still painfully starve to death with a GI tract completely stuffed full of food. That's a good story and it's even true, no embellishment from the envirowhackos needed. Litterbugs should be shot, or have their colon stapled shut so they get to see what it feels like.
Oh yea, in the last 2 weeks I've spent 4 hours on trash pickup detail, so maybe I'm a little sensitive right now about picking up other people's crap because they're too damn lazy to stuff their wrappers into their damn pockets until they're near a trashcan. ultra melons.
The commissary handed out reusable cloth shopping bags for earth day, along with a survey to measure not only whether people like the reusable bags, but how to improve them in case people think they're too flimsy or the wrong size. Nice program IMHO. Think of all the sea turtles they'll (potentially) save
Some of those suckers can live more than 60 years, so causing one to die early from eating a plastic bag pretty much makes litterbugs a bunch of loser jerkwads.
