Author Topic: StSanta and other Luftwaffles: beware!!! (pics inside) (Read 1723 times)

Animal · « **on:** January 16, 2001, 10:06:00 PM »

StSanta is using me as mule to avoid his country's shipping tax laws. He has been like 3 years without Aces High and needed a joystick urgently.
The damn thing was shipped here, and after the second time its been shipped to his damn house, it came back here again. Wich means I will have to drive my sorry bellybutton to the Federal Express to see if THEM can get the job done.

Since the package seems to insist that I keep it, I decided to put it thru a turture test to scare him away to Santa's house.
If he cant get a damn joystick to find its way home, I bet his women also tend to find their way into other men's beds. I guess we Allied pilots can satisfy them better..

Anyways here are the pics:

(Achtung: No joysticks were harmed. I didnt have the guts to hit it with a bat or take a piss inside the box)

I WANT YOUR SOUL

If any other luftstudmuffingots need something delivered their way, they can also count on me for that

TheWobble · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2001, 10:42:00 PM »

ROFL!!!

WHERE DID YOU GET A CHUCKIE DOLL?! I WANT!

RAM · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2001, 10:44:00 PM »

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maverick · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2001, 10:48:00 PM »

You mean that was a chuckie doll?!?!?!?! I thought it was RAM!!!!

Mav

Animal · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2001, 10:51:00 PM »

My girlfriend gave that to me on x-mas, aint she the best!!

she wont tell me where she found it. maybe its cursed.

sometimes I hear small, fast steps in the night and when I wake up the doll is not where i left it

Hangtime · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2001, 10:51:00 PM »

Looks ta me yer about winchester on that hugahunk there; Animal.

1776 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 17, 2001, 12:09:00 AM »

Is it done yet??? Stick a fork in it to see if it's done!! Throw it to the ceiling and see if it sticks, heheeee if it does it's done!!

[This message has been edited by 1776 (edited 01-17-2001).]

Saintaw · « **Reply #7 on:** January 17, 2001, 12:11:00 AM »

LOL Nice one

You're a hunted man now Animal

Saw

SOB · « **Reply #8 on:** January 17, 2001, 12:40:00 AM »

LOL! I'll give ya $20 to crap in the box before ya send it to him...I'd bet others would be willing to pitch in a few bills too!

SOB

BTW...I saw one 'o them chucky dolls at suncoast...didn't check the price tho', just assumed it was overpriced like everything else there

Animal · « **Reply #9 on:** January 17, 2001, 12:55:00 AM »

I thought of taking a crap inside the box but I just didnt feel like it.
maye if you can get enough money.

wait, what am I? a fetish man-potato?

Duckwing6 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2001, 02:18:00 AM »

And then the steely eye fighter jock looked at his ..... MIKEY MOUSE WRIST WATCH

(Pic 2 left foreground

)

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Great one Animal !

DW6

StSanta · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2001, 04:06:00 AM »

ROFLMAO!

You...are...soooo....DEAD!

WAAAAARGH! Heathen! Heretic! How DARE you do that to a CH stick!

LOL good pics, Mr. Mickey Mouse watch dude

You're going to PAY for that; rest assured.

Allied whiner boy cannot even ship a package right. I am gonna ship something so far up yer arse that when you open your mouth there's a direct connection to the exit hole.

Yah, guess what yer gf was doing while you were away? I wouldda taken the joystick if you hand't surprised us.

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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"

"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht

[This message has been edited by StSanta (edited 01-17-2001).]

SFRT - Frenchy · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2001, 05:40:00 AM »

ROFL...nice mickey mouse watch

Animal · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2001, 10:17:00 AM »

Hey, that Mickey Mouse watch rules!
Been wearing it for two years!

Nice observation Duckwing (or Pato as I like to call you).

Anyways, I'm off to send the damn thing, I just woke up.

Oh my god, where's chucky..?
oh my.. NOOOOOOObcvvcb jm help dfv.cbnc vvvvv.........,,,,,,,,,,,,,ffffffffhelp

Lance · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2001, 11:16:00 AM »

Heh! Animal, that just might get you off of latrine scrubbin' duties. Go ahead and send StSanta his crap-in-the-box and I'll guarantee it.

Of course, the offer is still open for you to become squad CO if you post nude pics of your girlfriend in the squad BBS

Wheeeeeee!

Gordo
Fat DRUNK! Bastards!

Author Topic: StSanta and other Luftwaffles: beware!!! (pics inside) (Read 1723 times)

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