Author Topic: NATO (Read 698 times)

_Ro_ · « **on:** June 02, 2005, 05:48:19 PM »

Why?

I would like to hear opinions to why the necessity for NATO in the 21st Century.

john9001 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2005, 05:58:51 PM »

to defend europe against a invasion by the evil american empire,we want your oil and women.

_Ro_ · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2005, 06:01:21 PM »

I know you meant as a joke. but this is probably going to be the best arguement to this thread.

JB73 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2005, 06:06:03 PM »

Gscholz was in a NATO commanded military situation

Airhead · « **Reply #4 on:** June 02, 2005, 08:55:44 PM »

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Originally posted by JB73
Gscholz was in a NATO commanded military situation

And you have never been in any kind of military situation at all.

Chairboy · « **Reply #5 on:** June 02, 2005, 09:26:30 PM »

Because it sounds cool.

Wolfala · « **Reply #6 on:** June 02, 2005, 09:45:40 PM »

Depends, does getting shot at in the Bronx count?

Hangtime · « **Reply #7 on:** June 02, 2005, 09:55:45 PM »

...do we let France in?

again?

Lizking · « **Reply #8 on:** June 02, 2005, 09:58:33 PM »

G-man takes the bait, hook line and sinker-He runs off a couple of hundred yards from the International 50-W, drag singing. We got a big one, here Me thinks, as I set the hook with a savage motion:

Nato is what the UN would be if it had nuts.

Lizking · « **Reply #9 on:** June 02, 2005, 10:23:40 PM »

Uh-Oh, the G-Fish is running towards the boat! There is slack in the line!

No, G-man, NATO is founded on principles of mutal protection hrough interforce training and commonality of weapons. Who will command who is clear, and the force structure is trained an in place. ]

As my favorite college professor would say, "Compare and contrast".

Vulcan · « **Reply #10 on:** June 02, 2005, 10:34:51 PM »

NATO is going to invade France for not passing the EU Constipation.

Hangtime · « **Reply #11 on:** June 02, 2005, 10:45:21 PM »

Nah.

Guantanamo Bay is full...

..sadly.

You could however get your P.M. and a flying squad of N.Z Scnitzengruben to parade in front of the Eiffel Tower... I'm sure they'd just capitulate.

Vulcan · « **Reply #12 on:** June 02, 2005, 10:51:33 PM »

France have WMD's, I think, well I'm pretty sure... theres a couple of glowing atolls in the south pacific.

Hangtime · « **Reply #13 on:** June 02, 2005, 10:57:32 PM »

WMD's in french translates as Women w/Massive Dicks.

Yah.. they got LOTSA them.

superpug1 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 02, 2005, 11:12:03 PM »

lol.

NATO was to provide protection to western europe from the big bad warsaw pact thingy. now? ummm, maintaining piece in the balkans. Like a mini UN, but with balls.