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Offline spitfiremkv

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« Reply #45 on: June 29, 2005, 06:53:49 PM »
The longest hair I plucked from my balls topped a whopping 4 inches.

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« Reply #46 on: June 29, 2005, 06:54:57 PM »
28% of O'Club members read and respond to posts at least once a week, despite having left their sense of humor at home in their underwear drawer.
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« Reply #47 on: June 29, 2005, 07:02:18 PM »
Casey Kasem is the voice of Shaggy on Scooby-Doo.

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« Reply #48 on: June 29, 2005, 07:28:46 PM »
The Walrus was John, not Paul, as stated in another song.
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« Reply #49 on: June 29, 2005, 07:31:24 PM »
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The Walrus was John, not Paul, as stated in another song.


Other way around.

"Here's another clue for you all
 The Walrus was Paul"

Glass Onion

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« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2005, 07:53:33 PM »
No.

Nuke that is incorrect.

John sung, I am the Walrus.

John sung in Glass Onion, The Walrus was Paul, Which was False. Because After All he was the one who sang it orginally the other way around.

Of all the planted Clues for Beatlemaniacs in Glass Onion. That is the only one where John intentionally lied.
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« Reply #51 on: June 30, 2005, 12:07:18 AM »
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mercury is considered to be a toxin everywhere except in your mouth.



Mercury has been found to accumulate in vital organs and tissues, such as the liver, brain, and heart muscle. Major symptoms of mercury toxicity include Emotional Instability, tremors, gingivitis, and kidney failure. Some also believe mercury may be linked to multiple sclerosis and epileptic seizures. Further, its affect on the body's immune system is potentially devastating, possibly contributing to diseases such as leukemia and hematopoietic dycrasias.

Recent studies have found that substantial amounts of mercury vapor are released from dental amalgam after chewing gum for just ten minutes.

No governmental agency has established safe standards for mercury intake from dental amalgams. Some experts believe "there is No Safe Level of mercury exposure."

Mercury exposure is of particular concern in the developing fetus and in children due to their low body weight

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« Reply #52 on: June 30, 2005, 12:13:45 AM »
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No.

Nuke that is incorrect.

John sung, I am the Walrus.

John sung in Glass Onion, The Walrus was Paul, Which was False. Because After All he was the one who sang it orginally the other way around.

Of all the planted Clues for Beatlemaniacs in Glass Onion. That is the only one where John intentionally lied.


To which John sang in "God"- "I was the Walrus, but now I'm John"

The "Eggman" was Eric Burden.  Whilst banging broads (groupies) he would crack an egg open on them.

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« Reply #53 on: June 30, 2005, 12:16:26 AM »
Kooo-Koo-Ka-Chooo!
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« Reply #54 on: June 30, 2005, 12:17:41 AM »
In the 16th century St. Andrews had eleven fairways extending from the clubhouse, linked by a progression of twelve holes. (Golfers teed off next to the hole that would be their final destination on the trip back in, and they turned around upon reaching the last hole, so the first and last holes were used only once per round.) The course was played out and back: eleven fairways out plus eleven back made for a total of twenty-two holes per round, and it brought golfers right back to the clubhouse.

In 1764, two of the original fairways were judged to be too short and were consequently combined with others. This left nine fairways, and playing them out and back formed what is now considered a standard round of eighteen holes.

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« Reply #55 on: June 30, 2005, 12:38:01 AM »
The term 'Hijack'

The potatos's call to the sailor "Hi, Jack!" acquired its more sinister meaning when, after the first embrace, she clocked him with a lead filled handbag, whereafter he was dragged off to be sold to a ship in need of crew.
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« Reply #56 on: June 30, 2005, 12:47:51 AM »
The Beatles have sold more than a billion records.

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« Reply #57 on: June 30, 2005, 02:02:39 AM »
Have you saluted a Frenchman lately?  Properly?

Before the battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. For without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow, and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This weapon was made of the native English Yew tree and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "Plucking the Yew."

However, much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset that day and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still Pluck the Yew!"

Over the years some "folk etymologies" have grown up around this symbolic gesture. Since "Pluck Yew" is rather difficult to say, like "pleasant mother pheasant plucker"... which is where you had to go for the feathers used on the arrows for the longbow.

The difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative "F" and so, sometimes the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter.

In addition, because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows, the ancient symbolic gesture is also known as "giving the bird", a natural and normal gesture towards the French by english-speaking folks since the 1400's.
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« Reply #58 on: June 30, 2005, 02:57:19 AM »
Octopusses have three hearts, earthworms have ten.

Lobsters blood is blue.

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« Reply #59 on: June 30, 2005, 04:11:54 AM »
any post by 1K3...
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