Squire - good post - thanks for posting. I have a few comments to make.
Clouds. Well, sometimes there were clouds and sometimes there were not, just like in any place on earth. Clouds were not omnipresent in all WW2 skies.
I mentioned clouds because there tends to be some turbulence in their proximity because of thermals. A cumulus cloud exists because of warm moist air rising rapidly from the surface. As the air rises, it cools. And as it cools, it can no longer retain its moisture, which condenses into the atmosphere, and a cumulus cloud is formed. The point I was trying to make was that in the presence of said cumulus clouds, there would have been strong upward air currents and/or turbulence, making it difficult for even the most accomplished pilot to aim accurately by pitching the aircraft's nose to within 0.057° that HoHun suggested was possible. As a former glider pilot I'd be actively looking for thermals, and I know how rough it could get when I found one. As any other glider pilot will tell you, you'll get bounced all over the place.
Now, the absence of clouds does not mean there are no thermals. In very hot, arid climates such as can be found in desert areas like Australia or Arizona, there are still thermals! It's just that the rising air does not cool enough to condense out what little moisture it was retaining. But the thermals there will be much stronger than the ones to be found in places like Britain. Even in Britain, I was able to find thermals rising at 10 knots on a relatively warm July day.
Training. WW2 pilots were well aware of what deflection shooting was, they were not stupid. In addition, specialist gunnery schools were setup in many air forces, specifically to tackle issues of deflection shooting theory.
Not here they weren't. Britain got rushed into the war. I believe at one time the German bombers were faster than our fighters! We were desperately short of trained pilots in 1940, some of whom went into active duty with as little as 10 hours on type. I have seen interviews/read accounts of newbie pilots being told to just get up there, point and shoot!
As I said earlier, to hit a wing (assuming 6" thickness) at 800 yards would require gun accuracy of 0.012°, and that's being generous by assuming laser gunnery and no bullet drop due to gravity or air resistance. As was pointed out, the wing was not the only target. How high did a typical fighter plane stand? - probably about 10ft - do you agree? In which case, the shooting aircraft would have to be aimed accurately with within 0.25° to achieve any hits on the target at 800yds. Given the environmental factors I've just described, this would seem incredible for
any pilot to achieve. And even if he could, dispersion would account for 75% of the rounds missing the target no matter how could the aim was. And this scenario doesn't even take into account loss of kinetic energy and bullet drop due to gravity and air resistance.