************UPDATE***********
A local was quoted as saying he had witnessed said "tatertot" getting his groove on with a very large Ketchup Bottle last Friday night in the Alleyway between Potato King and Hasbrowns are Us. The local also stated that said "tatertot" was obviously salted off his bellybutton and looking a little bit crispy! The local, who only gave the number 999 for his identity to protect his family, also admitted to helping tatertot with the messy ketchup cleanup afterwards! Police have since discredited the local's statement on the grounds that he had infact himself been seen the previous week with a very large Turnip outside a local farmers market! ****Tune in the the News at 11 for further updates!