To keep the thread alive; I'll add this. It's a standard piece of discussion between an Ugly American and a Poor Innocent Foreigner.
UA: "Uh, yeah, and thank God that we saved them that time too. If it wasn't for us, the whole WORLD would be a cesspool of tyranny and opression"
PIF: "Well, I don't believe that is entirely your doing. And it seems to me that the US has some major problems that most other western industrialized countries do not."
UA: "What the HELL are you talking about?!? We SAVED your butt during WWI and II, so you shut the hell up. We ain't got no problem. Am I talking TRASH about YOUR country?"
PIF: "Err, I am not talking trash. I am just pointing out that all is not perfect in that country of yours and that your nationalism might have clouded your judgement. In fact, some things are worse than in places of comparative wealth and technology. Go ahead and trash talk my nation, if you will; I do not have the same nationalistic feelings as you do. I could explain why."
UA: "What the HELL! <gets out gun> Well, you pinkie little Euro liberal, love it or LEAVE it. We all know you Euros are nothing but conformist. At least HERE we have REAL freedom! Now go away and come crying when WWIII starts. BTW; isn't the Balkans Europe? It IS, so shut the foohicky up"
PIF: "Uh. As I said, places of comparative wealth and technology. And don't you mean "diddly"?
UA: "Why you nasty little dirty bugger! That sorta talk will RUIN our kids. Shut your ears young man <slaps son over the head with backside of hand>. Go watch some violence on TV instead, it's better than all that openness towards sex those pinkies are trying to promote"
<enters an Italian and a French>
Italian: "Wella, my deare friendes. Dere ees no need far deesa harda words, eh?"
<enters a Million March Mum>
MMM: "Yeah, let's all be friends"
French guy: "Aaah mon ami <throws hands in air>, I cannot be frriends wid zat morron! He is AMERRICAN!"
UA: <gunshots> Weeell, better dead than red, Frenchie boy.
Italian: "Buta Mr Ugly American! You shot MMM!"
PIF: "Uh, that was my cue. I hear there are commies on the east coast, Mr UA.
"Well, I'll be damned! Once again we save the world. Now SHUTTHEHELLUP while we export our culture to the rest of the world along with the idea that we're the greatest nation in all respects ever."
PIF: "I see we shall be having more talks"
<Frenchman, from under a table>: "Wat, you haveen't capitulated YET? Here, borrow my white flag."
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