Author Topic: How you can know if your wife loves you.. (Read 526 times)

Widewing · « **on:** November 17, 2005, 09:20:04 PM »

You can be sure when she buys you a complete CH Products set up for Christmas. I'll have two sets of Pro Pedals, but what the heck. X45 goes into storage December 26....

Three years ago, she surprised me with a Colt AR-15 HBAR for Christmas and for my 50th birthday two months later she again surprised me with a CETME 56.... Yeah, I'd marry her again.

My regards,

Widewing

nirvana · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2005, 09:26:53 PM »

She wants something.....or has done something........beware.

Hangtime · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2005, 09:37:39 PM »

She loves him.

Very, very, very much.

The lucky bastard.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2005, 05:29:46 AM »

Man..you have some serious issues to deal with here.
Seen much of your best friend lately?

Bruv119 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 18, 2005, 05:35:08 AM »

My girlfriend accidentally let slip that im having a flying lesson. for my xmas present.

I intend to do a civilians licence when i get some cash but bless her.

Bruv
~S~

WhiteHawk · « **Reply #5 on:** November 18, 2005, 06:42:21 AM »

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Originally posted by Jackal1
Man..you have some serious issues to deal with here.
Seen much of your best friend lately?

Yes. I KNOW my wife loves me. She made me stop playing Aces High and start giving her the big salami. I'd surly be suspiciuos if she were encouraging me to PLAY childish video games:confused:

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #6 on:** November 18, 2005, 07:15:07 AM »

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Originally posted by nirvana
She wants something.....or has done something........beware.

Agreed.

If shes buying him stuff to play this game and make it even more enjoyable.
Then she wants to keep him distracted.

I'd say she has a boyfriend;)

Curval · « **Reply #7 on:** November 18, 2005, 07:28:19 AM »

My X-mas present is a ski trip. No wife..no kids..a condo right on the hill, ski rental etc all included.

Late January I'm outta here.

Rolex · « **Reply #8 on:** November 18, 2005, 07:28:28 AM »

WTG Widewing! My regards to you...

If this were a perfect world, she's guilty about having a girlfriend.

FiLtH · « **Reply #9 on:** November 18, 2005, 08:01:15 AM »

Aint it great Widewing? Id never wanna be single again. My wife is the besttest!

lazs2 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 18, 2005, 08:06:08 AM »

probly one of the reasons I'm no longer married to any of the women that were my wives is that I never waited for them to buy me anything. I just went out and got it for myself.

lazs

storch · « **Reply #11 on:** November 18, 2005, 08:46:26 AM »

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Originally posted by Curval
My X-mas present is a ski trip. No wife..no kids..a condo right on the hill, ski rental etc all included.

Late January I'm outta here.

hmmmm

rabbidrabbit · « **Reply #12 on:** November 18, 2005, 09:02:07 AM »

My wife just bought me a new camera. Thing is there is nothing wrong with the old one and it was only her who did not like it. Now I have to ebay the old one to get rid of it.

Curval · « **Reply #13 on:** November 18, 2005, 09:23:00 AM »

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Originally posted by storch
hmmmm

I can understand your "hmmmm" comment...except that she will have 3 kids to look after while I'm away, all by herself. She will be too tired to even "think" about any hanky panky while I'm gone.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2005, 09:32:42 AM »

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Originally posted by Curval
I can understand your "hmmmm" comment...except that she will have 3 kids to look after while I'm away, all by herself. She will be too tired to even "think" about any hanky panky while I'm gone.

heh, you grossly underestimate women.

Men will screw around on a spur of the moment.

Women will plot and plan it out sometimes months in advance,cover all the bases and triplecheck all the angles.

If she wants to do it she will do it and do it in such a way that nobody is the wiser including the kids.

always always always remember.

"never trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and not die" LOL