Originally posted by stiehl
Soviet jokes about Chinese.
That's like trailerfolk in Alabama making fun of white trash in Georgia.
Do trailerfolk from Alabama launch spaceships?
I'm probably one of the 0.1% of Russians who can understand what you mean.
In USSR "Chinese threat" was absolutely real. I grew up in times when China was our greatest enemy, BTW, supported by the US. Do yo know that on Chinese maps printed in 1960s-70s Soviet Far East was painted as native Chinese land? Does Damanskiy island mean anything for you? Border guards at Chinese border were fighting a war until maybe 1990s. I have friends who served there, one of them got wounded in 1988 on one of the "questionable" islands on Amur.
As for jokes: Chinese soldiers seeing Soviet border guards "boasted" that they have some rice for lunch, then political officers decided to bring hot lunch directly to border patrols, so Chinese saw Soviet soldiers eating hot borsch with garlick buns, goulash and dessert... When underfed Chinese saw it - they started to scream "Revisionists! Bloody capitalist pigs!"... Soviet border guard dog got more food then a Chinese soldier.
Another joke:
Chinese military command plans an attack against USSR.
"Here we infiltrate Soviet border in small groups, no more then 2-3 millions each."
"And here go our
TANKS!!!" - "Really? All three tanks in one place?!"
"And here are targets for our aviation strikes!" - "Sorry, not now, our pilot is sick".
At Damanskiy island several Chinese divisions were stopped and then destroyed by one Soviet border-guard squad and a tank platoon, later supported by BM-21 jet-mortar batallion.