Reuters:
"We're extremely proud that we've come this far in such a short time" was the comment from a Bush official after the press conference regarding this new remarkable machine.
Having redirected funds originally intended for health care and environmental protection in Texas, a team of scientists have made the first test firings of the $1.5 billion project.
"We're extremely pleased with the results" said one scientist, adding "man, didya see that guys eyes just pop outta his face?"
The FragMaster 5000 is a nuclear bomb powered electric chair that sets off a nuclear bomb in an area the size of a small bus. The energy is then redirected via miniature oil piplines, stored in massive three stories high actuators before released in an instant into chair made of the highest quality American steel.
"Not only is this more costly than the usual way; it's MUCH more entertaining. The whole family can learn something about crime and punishment while enjoying themselves and having a few laughs"
When his liberal opponents critizised Bush for the price of the new device and every execution, Bush defended himself saying "but hey, man. We've just cut the funeral out of the loop - it cremates as it goes."
Russia has threatened to declare war on the US, claiming the FragMaster 5000 violates the 1973 missile treaty.
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StSanta
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"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht
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