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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2006, 07:49:33 AM »
Here's a new deep thought question for ya.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2006, 08:33:33 AM »
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Here's a new deep thought question for ya.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?


thats just sick

ewww
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« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2006, 08:46:16 AM »
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yes, twice.

here is another one for you:
If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?



quite clearly the cat wouldnt fall off anything untill it had licked all the butter from the bread, thus negating the problem.
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« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2006, 09:46:27 AM »
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If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?


1. Levitation
2. Improbability Drive
3. Yeah, like you could tie buttered bread to a cat....
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2006, 10:57:59 AM »
Dolphins DID invent fire. The islands of Hawaii are the result of some of their best attempts
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« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2006, 12:12:12 PM »
Would it make a difference if you used 'butter', or, 'I can't believe it's not butter', on the bread you tied to the cat?

AND, would the cat know the difference?
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« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2006, 12:30:58 PM »
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Would it make a difference if you used 'butter', or, 'I can't believe it's not butter', on the bread you tied to the cat?

AND, would the cat know the difference?


Parquet!
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« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2006, 12:43:37 PM »
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Parquet!


BUTTER !!
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« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2006, 02:38:36 PM »
How does one 'invent' fire, anyway?

Q. What would happen if you tied buttered bread to a cat, while falling?
A.  Instant space-time anomaly...a very loud bang...and both disappear, leaving a faint,oily wisp of smoke




Oh, yeah....PARQUET
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« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2006, 02:45:19 PM »
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I guess your right on that part. You don't see them with nucular weapons do you.


Nope. and without air support or a viable land force, you'd think they'd need 'em to avoid extinction.
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« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2006, 03:26:18 PM »
A couple years ago I watched a very good documentary on dolphins; It was probably National Geographic or PBS or something. I remember one scene where they painted a single bright circle  on the side of the dolphins near the tail.
There was a large 12x12 mirror in the corner of this dolphin tank and the dolphins would go over to the mirror and line up horizontal then arch their tail in closer so they could have a good look at what was painted there. The narrator said this demonstrated ego awareness, which is only in 'higher thinking' primates. (maybe I'll google this and see if I can find it)



here's a link I found
(I like the 'dolphin scam' !!) :t
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« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2006, 05:39:06 PM »
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I like dolphins, especially grilled.


They taste like tuna
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« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2006, 07:18:56 PM »
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
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« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2006, 07:23:59 PM »
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If dolphins are so bloody clever how come they never invented fire?



It's against NFL rules.
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« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2006, 08:01:18 PM »
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Once dolphins figure out how to hold weapons, we're screwed.
wasent there a simpsons episode where dolphins took over the world!
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