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Offline Mustaine

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« Reply #75 on: March 02, 2006, 11:21:01 AM »
**** ALL of you. i got the heebie-jeebies big time right now thinking there's spiders all over under my desk waiting to jump on my leg and crap. :mad: :furious

i hate spiders more than any other living thing on this planet. i swear there are the seed of the devil himself.
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« Reply #76 on: March 02, 2006, 11:48:51 AM »
Just imagine one of these crawling across the top of your desk. ;)





Been there, done that and more than just once. :)
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« Reply #77 on: March 02, 2006, 11:52:03 AM »
It's bad form to shout "Holy ****!" at work with the office door open.

I just now found this out. :(

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« Reply #78 on: March 02, 2006, 12:01:38 PM »
Sandman, what is that?:O

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« Reply #79 on: March 02, 2006, 12:26:18 PM »
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Sandman, what is that?:O


Sun spider, wind scorpion, camel spider... Solpugid.

Vicious miniature land sharks. Extremely aggressive. Fortunately, they're harmless to humans but they do look nasty.
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« Reply #80 on: March 02, 2006, 02:25:31 PM »
Harmless? :huh

With them big teeth, couldnt pay me to go near them.
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« Reply #81 on: March 02, 2006, 02:54:23 PM »
LOL... biggest I've seen had about a 3.5 inch leg span.

Like I said... harmless. :)
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« Reply #82 on: March 02, 2006, 11:23:41 PM »
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Have heard tell that there is evidence that black widows chose whether to inject venom and that they meter the dose according to the circumstances.  In other words, they can bite and not inject venom.  It is not an involuntary reaction.  If that is the case, all bites are not equal.  Depends on how angry or upset it is, defending territory or such.  


If that's true then that would fit why my case was so bad, I layed down on the thing and it bit me out of defense of being crushed, lol, then I layed on it a second time, so she really let me have it!
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« Reply #83 on: March 03, 2006, 12:40:08 AM »
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Have heard tell that there is evidence that black widows chose whether to inject venom and that they meter the dose according to the circumstances.  In other words, they can bite and not inject venom.  It is not an involuntary reaction.  If that is the case, all bites are not equal.  Depends on how angry or upset it is, defending territory or such.

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Interesting. Hadn't heard that of spiders. From what I've been taught, this is true of rattlesnakes though.
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« Reply #84 on: March 03, 2006, 12:52:18 AM »
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Buy a Bird so he can eat your spiders.... :)

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.


I would like to see some old ladies Budgie try and eat this monster:

Queensland Bird Eating Spider

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Bird Eating Spiders kill their prey by pouncing on it and injecting venom. They eat insects, lizards, frogs occasionally, small birds and other spiders...The bite from one of these spiders is potentially dangerous for they have fangs that grow up to 10mm in length with a diameter of 2.5mm at the base. These are great weapons. When provoked, they rear up and strike downwards. The penetration of such large fangs without venom (which is known to be very toxic) is dangerous in itself. These are powerful spiders

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« Reply #85 on: March 03, 2006, 12:53:19 AM »
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A customer of mine also got bit, she got the flu like symptoms which come and go for 2 years.


So, like, your trick didn't appreciate your offered services?  assholes :D
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« Reply #86 on: March 03, 2006, 01:50:01 AM »
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I hear the Redback spider in Australia is as nasty as the Black Widow.



Other than the color, it looks almost the same.


We have got Redbacks in NZ as well. They are not that numerous as yet, but it's not news any more when some one finds one, so it seems they are well on the way to establishing themselves here. They hitch a ride on imports from Aussie, machinery and vehicles mostly.

The Redback is just another of their nasty little creepy crawlies the Aussies like to share with us.. oh well, we did give them Russel Crowe I suppose.

But this one we definately don't want:

Sydney Funnel Web Spider
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NZ hospitals stock Funnel Web antivenom just in case.

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« Reply #87 on: March 03, 2006, 02:30:42 AM »
Just keep in mind, everyone of those spiders is an insigificant wimp compared to the mighty killing power of your average homo sapiens sapiens.



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« Reply #88 on: March 03, 2006, 03:01:56 AM »
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Just keep in mind, everyone of those spiders is an insigificant wimp compared to the mighty killing power of your average homo sapiens sapiens.



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Yup, on a global scale your right of course Thrawn, but on a personal level if a Funnel Web crawled into bed with ya calling him a wimp won't help ya.

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« Reply #89 on: March 03, 2006, 03:09:55 AM »
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