I thin k you guys are going about this all wrong. And bombers were made be to dog fighters, few months ago I slapped down a spit in my B26 and before that I got a goon in it. It's great fun to rip wings off of La7's and spits when they overshoot.
Now, I don't know if Golfer or Boxboy are politicians, but they could be with all the mud slinging going on. Errr.....Golder's mudslinging, Boxboy's receiving...
Oh yeah, you can only request things with 4 or more letters. BUT, they could search for "nook" or "nuke".