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« on: April 05, 2006, 01:16:42 PM »
Iran has developed weapons and weapons delivery platforms that evade all modern forms of detection.

They have a stealth missile that reflects no radar, leaves no infra-red trail, makes no noise and delivers a warhead so advanced, the target doesn't even know they've been hit.

Using parts cobbled together from American F-5 fighters, they have developed a stealth fighter that cannot be seen by the naked eye.

They have converted old Russian Kilo class submarines into the most sophisticated naval weapons delivery platform known to man. One Iranian sub can annihilate an entire Carrier Battle Group, and not even leave a hole in the water.

It's also rumored that in the final days of Saddam's regime, he smuggled advanced stealth nuclear weapons to Iran. These nukes are so stealthy, their testing wasn't detected by US Satellites, left no residual trace, and couldn't even be seen by UN weapons inspectors when they were lead to them and pointed out.

Rumor has it, these new iranium bombs are so stealthy, they don't even make noise when detonated.

It sounds like Iran has surpassed even Iraq's capacity for stealth WMD.
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2006, 01:31:24 PM »
There was no soviet union silly.
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2006, 01:33:12 PM »
Wow..a clear jab at the USA's attitude towards Iran. Only done with childish sarcasm instead of intelligent thought.
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2006, 01:38:33 PM »
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Wow..a clear jab at the USA's attitude towards Iran. Only done with childish sarcasm instead of intelligent thought.


Sounded like that to me too.

I say let the powder keg grow. Let Europe deal with it. They didn't do crap when we needed them in Iraq (Excluding UK, Italians, and a handful of token troops from various other countries)

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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2006, 01:41:00 PM »
soviet onion??  pfft everyone knows the best onions are vidalia onions

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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2006, 01:41:11 PM »
Our Deserter in Chief said it best:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."

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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2006, 02:00:13 PM »
another I hate bush thread ..

is this guy a shade account?
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Re: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2006, 02:03:58 PM »
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Iran has developed weapons and weapons delivery platforms that evade all modern forms of detection.

They have a stealth missile that reflects no radar, leaves no infra-red trail, makes no noise and delivers a warhead so advanced, the target doesn't even know they've been hit.

Using parts cobbled together from American F-5 fighters, they have developed a stealth fighter that cannot be seen by the naked eye.

They have converted old Russian Kilo class submarines into the most sophisticated naval weapons delivery platform known to man. One Iranian sub can annihilate an entire Carrier Battle Group, and not even leave a hole in the water.

It's also rumored that in the final days of Saddam's regime, he smuggled advanced stealth nuclear weapons to Iran. These nukes are so stealthy, their testing wasn't detected by US Satellites, left no residual trace, and couldn't even be seen by UN weapons inspectors when they were lead to them and pointed out.

Rumor has it, these new iranium bombs are so stealthy, they don't even make noise when detonated.

It sounds like Iran has surpassed even Iraq's capacity for stealth WMD.


If I didn't know better... I'd say it sounds a lot like Vin Diesal AND Chuck Norris are working undercover for the Iranians...:cry

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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2006, 02:09:22 PM »
You are right, you CANNOT see the plane
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2006, 04:38:08 PM »
Vidalia onions are from Georgia, just like stalin

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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2006, 05:46:52 PM »
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Sounded like that to me too.

I say let the powder keg grow. Let Europe deal with it. They didn't do crap when we needed them in Iraq (Excluding UK, Italians, and a handful of token troops from various other countries)


Needed them for what?

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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2006, 06:15:20 PM »
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Wow..a clear jab at the USA's attitude towards Iran. Only done with childish sarcasm instead of intelligent thought.


Childish sarcasm is a lot funnier. Not as funny as Iran's secret weapons, but very funny.

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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2006, 06:27:56 PM »
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Needed them for what?


Saddam has thumbed his nose at, and blustered his way around, nearly 20 UN resolutions, aimed at disarming Iraq, and Europe didn't want to enforce the "Or face serious consequences" section.  ;)

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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2006, 10:11:26 PM »
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Needed them for what?


Finding the WMDs of course, silly.

Now look what happened when those countries stayed out; those WMDs are still unfound :eek:

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« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2006, 10:29:34 PM »
Cmon guys he's just following his talking points.  



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