Theres a characted named Wobble around the BBS, and hes also from Victoria, Texas.
I wonder our sweaty, shirtless hero is back to grace us with his amazing stories of firearms, women, 6 digit lawsuits, and 3/4 P-51D replicas.
Anyways, to refresh your memory, here is a TheWobble classic, the pinnacle of his lying career:
Me and My GF are moving to Austin soon and both bought pistols to keep at home and in car, well today I decided to take her out for some target practice, we drove a way out into the country and I drove My 4x4 down into a dry creek bed, we found a few old cans and started plinking away, her with H&K 40 and Me with My new Glock 40, after about 20 min we ran out of targets (cans don't last long against bullets that size) I looked in my truck bed and saw this small aerosol type can that had been rattling around there so long that the nozzle had broken off and all the paint had been worn away. So I took this small silver can and put it on a stump about 40 feet away and said, "lets see who can hit it first" Me ad her began tapping away at it and on the 5 shot I hit it and POOF! the canister was gone and a large red mist blew into the air, like a total handsomehunk i started walking twords it when suddenly it hit me PEPPER SPRAY, it was an old but quite full pepper spray can my GF had a while back, I was already too close to the cloud to react so immediately all my exposed skin began to sting and my lungs burned like hell, >>I was quite sweaty with no shirt<< so that just made things worse, Anywho it was a most disagreeable experience that did not end till I took a long shower about half an hour later.
