COMPUTER TERMS...
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art
computer to become obsolete.
GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on
it. (pronounced "gooey")
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors
easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to
work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical
deadline.
System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your
software.
