Author Topic: Spain's parliament is to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great ape  (Read 249 times)

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Nothing clever here.  Please, move along.

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"With this, Spain will make itself a world leader in protection of the great apes," said Pedro Pozas, general secretary of the Great Ape Project's Spanish branch

Well, this is a logical progression, don't you think?

After all, since the Spanish have finally succeeded in creating the perfect society, why not tackle some issues that have been too long overlooked by the modern world.

Offline john9001

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does that mean the apes can get married?

Offline Maverick

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Is that great ape or grape ape?
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN
A Veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life."
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wouldn't this law be considered discriminatory since it does not include Monkeys?  After all, if you recognize an ape's right to freedom you have to give it to all the others as well.

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different monkey.
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Well, this is what they get.  Don't say we didn't warn you spain.

The moment a dog barks at you you turn tail and flee like an effeminate wrist flopper.  Now you see the consequences.
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Originally posted by john9001
does that mean the apes can get married?


Yes John, but you will need to move to Spain.
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you would think europeans would be more concerned about protecting the mating rights of ..europeans.  the moslems are taking all their women and try as they might the adam and steve method just doesn't produce results.

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Isn't homo sapiens sapiens a great ape ?