Jeesuz fellas, Ice on the road? Tandem bus trailors?
It doesn't matter if the road and the vehicles on it were made of ice and nothing else. If it happens in that city, you better believe that Vodka played the deciding role.
I remember about a decade ago we lost an old, old family friend in a car wreck. He was in the back seat, passed-out drunk, hugging a ceramic toilet that he and his buddy, also wasted, had just stolen, as a gag, from another friend, when their car slammed into a parked bus somewhere in the vicinity of the Sokol metro station.
It was Vodka.
