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Offline SkyRock

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Chuck Norris says...
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2006, 07:44:59 PM »
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Originally posted by WilldCrd
bruce lee kicked chucks butt !
even from the grave (if he really is ded lol) he could kick chucks butt
nuff said bout OLD chuck
I agree!
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« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2006, 10:08:59 PM »
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Originally posted by WilldCrd
bruce lee kicked chucks butt !
even from the grave (if he really is ded lol) he could kick chucks butt
nuff said bout OLD chuck


Amen.
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2006, 04:57:55 PM »
chucks dyes his hair.

:cool:

« Last Edit: August 14, 2006, 05:15:33 PM by JB88 »
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« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2006, 09:13:05 AM »
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chucks dyes his hair.

:cool:


sheesh, he looks like a rugged Richard Simmons in that picture!
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« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2006, 12:20:22 PM »
Chuck Norris has more money than any of us dolts :cool:
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« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2006, 04:16:27 PM »
When Chuck Norris farts he blows a new hole in the ozone layer.
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« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2006, 06:37:10 PM »
Huraah for Chuck!

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« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2006, 08:40:48 AM »
Chuck Norris and Richard Simmons are in the same class.   They're both gay and shave their legs.
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« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2006, 12:12:14 PM »
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Chuck Norris and Richard Simmons are in the same class.   They're both gay and shave their legs.

Say it ain't so!!! Simmons is GAY???!!! Take it back you...you...YOU!
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Re: Chuck Norris says...
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2006, 12:25:30 PM »
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck
Norris.


Personally If I was the Boogie man I would be more worried about finding Richard Simmons in my bedroom closet than Chuck
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« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2006, 12:33:42 PM »
did somebody say Richard Simmons?



did anyone notice if u glance at richard simmons real quick he almost looks like pauly shore?
« Last Edit: August 16, 2006, 12:37:01 PM by bagrat »
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« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2006, 01:26:08 PM »
When Chuck Norris came out of the closet he opened the door so hard to announce himself, that he tore a hole in the fabric of the space time continuim.:O

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Offline Chalenge

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« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2006, 08:33:10 PM »
Chuck Norris stomped his foot at the spawn camp tonight and four tanks rolled over on their backs and died.

Anyone claiming Chuck Norris is gay is obviously in need of therapy. Chuck Norris doesnt care though because he knows they have to live with their problems everyday.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2006, 08:35:39 PM by Chalenge »
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« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2006, 08:43:23 PM »
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Chuck Norris stomped his foot at the spawn camp tonight and four tanks rolled over on their backs and died.

Anyone claiming Chuck Norris is gay is obviously in need of therapy. Chuck Norris doesnt care though because he knows they have to live with their problems everyday.


he's gay.
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« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2006, 11:23:34 AM »
Chuck Norris once shot down four LA7s in a fight while flying a B5N.
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