If you purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00
With Worldcom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, Then
turned in the cans for aluminum recycling refund, you would have had $214.00
Based on the above,current investment advise is to drink heavily and recycle.
It is called the 401 Keg Plan