Author Topic: Kalifornia has left the building (Read 1208 times)

dmf · « **Reply #30 on:** September 21, 2006, 03:35:19 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Great Idea.. California will secede!

We'll keep all that food we grow too... you all can eat corn for the rest of your lives. we'll be just fine thank you.

No get it right Kalifornia will NOT secede, the United States wil kick them out, then over throw their govt, and let the Valley girls take over.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #31 on:** September 21, 2006, 03:38:49 PM »

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Originally posted by Vulcan
Meh your movie industry in Kalifornia is in decline, Peter Jackson and NZ are the new holllywood!

We'll glady take the Kalifornian's place, we're still slightly socialist just not insane... and we have lots of sheep... LOTS of sheep.

Now that is not a bad compromise. Hmmmm.

StarOfAfrica2 · « **Reply #32 on:** September 21, 2006, 03:50:19 PM »

It certainly wouldnt hurt my feelings if I never had to have another layover in LA. Be a great income booster for the southwestern states too, if planes had to skip over Cali. I could route all my flights through Houston or Phoenix and never have to see LAX again.

Can we start a petition?

2bighorn · « **Reply #33 on:** September 21, 2006, 04:14:54 PM »

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Originally posted by lukster
I guess they'll have to prove that co2 is responsible for global warming. Of course any Kalifornia court will swallow that as a given. Can a state be fined for pressing a frivolous suit?

It's not frivolous. Carmakers sued state of CA over latest emission law. CA is returning the favor. It's more of a counter strike.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #34 on:** September 21, 2006, 04:22:31 PM »

I was glad to see CARB get sued over that last round. Did you read it? It was stupid and arrogant.

RedTop · « **Reply #35 on:** September 21, 2006, 04:36:02 PM »

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Originally posted by lasersailor184
We could seclude CA and pick up all the states of mexico...

Mexico isn't one of our states?

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #36 on:** September 21, 2006, 06:41:42 PM »

Here's my question: If all those cars passed California's most-stringent-in-the-world emissions certification and testing procedures, then how can the state have a beef? Lockyer is a retard looking for pre-election publicity.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #37 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:16:58 PM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Here's my question: If all those cars passed California's most-stringent-in-the-world emissions certification and testing procedures, then how can the state have a beef? Lockyer is a retard looking for pre-election publicity.

Funk how dare you use common sense here. If California's emission standards (the toughest in the US) are contributing to global warming then California would be liable, not the auto makers. California cannot sue itself and make money.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #38 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:18:13 PM »

Exactly. Lockyer should be suing CARB.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #39 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:41:41 PM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Exactly. Lockyer should be suing CARB.

But funked.....There's no money in that. Think of the lawyers. Think of their fees. Think of that new Lexus SUV they want to get their wives for their upcoming anneversary. Think of their increase in housepayment as that variable rate mortgage they took out on their overpriced home in malibu doesn't seem like such a good idea anymore. Think of little tommy and jamie, they might have to go to :::GASP:::: public school.

Oh the humanity!

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #40 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:44:55 PM »

Never happen, CA public schools are terrible, I heard it from a noted Dixon education expert.

lukster · « **Reply #41 on:** September 21, 2006, 10:36:40 PM »

Without Kalifornia the US will never vote "blue" again. I'll trade a few oranges for that.

dmf · « **Reply #42 on:** September 22, 2006, 04:52:22 PM »

I just thought of something, if we axe Cali, then the west coast of Nevada will be wide open I say we cut Cali off and let it float away and set up ocean front property in Nevada

lukster · « **Reply #43 on:** September 22, 2006, 04:57:39 PM »

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Originally posted by dmf
I just thought of something, if we axe Cali, then the west coast of Nevada will be wide open I say we cut Cali off and let it float away and set up ocean front property in Nevada

Where's Lex Luthor when ya need him?

dmf · « **Reply #44 on:** September 22, 2006, 05:00:01 PM »

Drinking Coke with Superman.