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Offline 1epic1

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« on: October 02, 2006, 01:49:12 PM »
One day a Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel inside his pants, the bartender looked at him with confusion and asked "why do you have a wheel in your pants?" the pirate responds... "Arrrg cause you drive me nutz"
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Offline CyranoAH

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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2006, 01:59:35 PM »
Your post is off your topic ;)
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2006, 02:01:45 PM »
See Rule 13a - gratuitous cornyness
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2006, 02:02:55 PM »
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see if we can create a joke by commitee
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2006, 02:50:18 PM »
I'll start.  a woman walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder
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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2006, 03:36:03 PM »
... acompanied by a priest, a rabbi and a blind frog....   the bartender takes one look and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2006, 03:41:04 PM »
nevermind
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2006, 04:50:08 PM »
Lol Chairboy!


I have one (sorry for the engrish translation)
Poland, 1943.

A group of SS enters a village and gather the men in front of the church. A young priest tries to avoid the slaughter by offering his life in exchange. A young SS accepts, pushes the priest behind the church and flips the safety catch of his MP40.

Immediately, the sky turns black and a mighty voice booms:
-"Don't kill this man!! One day, he will be Pope!"
The SS sneers and yells:
-"So what? I don't care.. What do you give me for his life?"
-"hmmmm... okay. I'll make you Pope right after him."
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2006, 05:21:37 PM »
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I'm missing something here. What does "sudo" mean?
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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2006, 05:22:45 PM »
it means he failed spelling
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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2006, 05:27:16 PM »
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it means he failed spelling


Ahh, "psuedo"?
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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2006, 05:31:42 PM »
The joke was he can't spell?
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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2006, 10:32:41 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2006, 10:48:17 PM »
No, sudo is the right spelling.  It's perhaps sllightly beyond yer computer skill level if ya don't get it, no worries.
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« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2006, 02:28:49 AM »
It's an unix command that translates to "oh yeah you will" :D
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