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Offline B@tfinkV

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« on: November 18, 2006, 12:30:54 PM »
hello, may i help you? may i recomend the pineapple chunks?

i say, please don't help yourself there young man, bring the jar to the counter.
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Offline BlueJ1

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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2006, 12:33:14 PM »
Mmm York Peppermint Patties.
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Offline B@tfinkV

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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2006, 02:28:10 PM »
hey you, that'll be 75p a 1/4 thank you.


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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2006, 02:33:17 PM »
I dont have 1/4 of a penny... :p
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2006, 02:37:09 PM »
I'll sell you a 1/4th of a penny for a quarter
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2006, 03:10:42 PM »
listen here you young hooligans, 75p per 1/4, now buy something or leave!
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2006, 03:57:13 PM »
I dont understand what your saying! Go back to where you came from!
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2006, 04:23:35 PM »
Oi, you have any Wonka bars?
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2006, 04:40:24 PM »
I can't remember the last time I ate a Big Hunk candy bar.
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2006, 04:43:28 PM »
wonka bars were taken off the market they were found to contain mild traces of crack cocain.

Big Hunk candy sir? ive just had a special delivery from an exclusive seller.

yours for 50pence.
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2006, 04:57:50 PM »
What can I buy for a shilling?
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Offline Mark Luper

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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2006, 05:07:51 PM »
What is a shilling? :D
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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2006, 05:44:46 PM »
Beats me, but it is all shiny :)
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2006, 06:05:48 PM »
Dont go in the loo. I left a babyruth on the toilet seat.
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2006, 06:26:35 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by BlueJ1
Dont go in the loo. I left a babyruth on the toilet seat.


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