Author Topic: Post your Riddles.... (Read 2581 times)

Major Biggles · « **Reply #90 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:54:22 PM »

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Originally posted by macleod01
Tree

oooh, good answer!

scottydawg · « **Reply #91 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:55:34 PM »

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Originally posted by macleod01
Tree

Seriously, you don't know this?

BlauK · « **Reply #92 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:56:49 PM »

Scotty, see my above post... GHOTI was revealed to be pronounced as FISH in some previous posts

NATEDOG · « **Reply #93 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:58:01 PM »

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Originally posted by Platano
Heres one:

Two men in a Cabin in the woods are dead from the same cause. Both were in good health, had no quarrel with each other, were in possesion of no Firearms and no person, animal, or disease was involved in thier death. How'd they die?

plane crash

scottydawg · « **Reply #94 on:** December 14, 2006, 02:01:07 PM »

Okay here's an oldie:

Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

and

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

scottydawg · « **Reply #95 on:** December 14, 2006, 02:02:04 PM »

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Originally posted by BlauK
Scotty, see my above post... GHOTI was revealed to be pronounced as FISH in some previous posts

nice one. I forgot about that post (I thought it was kinda weak).

macleod01 · « **Reply #96 on:** December 14, 2006, 02:02:15 PM »

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Originally posted by scottydawg
Seriously, you don't know this?

Lost my copy of the hobbit AGES ago. Just one I remember. Not sure if its right or not

BlauK · « **Reply #97 on:** December 14, 2006, 02:21:24 PM »

Scott,

a coffin and a stamp

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Two of the older/traditional type:

1. "A rich man puts it in his pocket, a poor man throws it to ground"

2. "You break it if you say it"

macleod01 · « **Reply #98 on:** December 14, 2006, 02:31:25 PM »

2. Silence

BlauK · « **Reply #99 on:** December 14, 2006, 02:33:00 PM »

Yup, macleod

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Similar to Scotty's:

Who makes it, does not want to keep it.
Who gets it does not know it.
Who knows it, does not want it.
Who wants its, destroys it.

BlauK · « **Reply #100 on:** December 14, 2006, 02:40:05 PM »

"If you want to give it to someone, you should keep it"

BlauK · « **Reply #101 on:** December 14, 2006, 02:45:28 PM »

"A man had only one match and he had to light up a cigarette, a lantern and a stove. Which one of them did he light up first?"

macleod01 · « **Reply #102 on:** December 14, 2006, 03:03:44 PM »

Last one, two possible answers.
1. He can use the same match for all 3
2.The stove caus he can light both the Ciggerete and lantern from it

CAF51 · « **Reply #103 on:** December 14, 2006, 03:09:32 PM »

Ive got a good one for you guys.

A man wakes up, sees no sawdust, and kills himself. Why?

Probably have to ask questions for this one.

BlauK · « **Reply #104 on:** December 14, 2006, 03:16:29 PM »

He lit first........ the match