Funny, but not realistic in any way to the true difference between left and right. Too bad that the left and right of this country have been so skewed.
The truth of the matter is that the 'left' and the 'right' of American politics are beholden to the same interests, and there is really no difference between them. A vote for one is not a vote against the other. The sooner we all realize this, the sooner America can move on from the muckrucking bantha-pudu that our political system has become.
Remember, liberalism is not the left, it is the center. The Democratic party is full of corruption to be sure, but they as a whole do not stand for a free lunch, or haircut. The Republican party is just as corrupt, though is more cohesively organized. I would personally hold the example of what the Republican does in this just as sinister as what the Democrats do.
The more we assign things like this to the right and left, the more we put words in their mouths. The more we see the left and right as fighting each other, the more we ignore what they're really doing to us. The only way out of this impass is to reject them all, as they are all hurting this country.
Vote independent for a true democracy!!! Both parties want to control you!!!