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Offline SkyRock

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« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2006, 01:46:43 PM »
Being ranked #5 overall as a #'s dweeblet about 10 months into the game!:(

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Offline TW9

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« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2006, 02:08:35 PM »
i remember when u could park an osti on the middle of a field and totally shut it down :D ...
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Offline Keiler

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« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2006, 02:09:23 PM »
Was in AH1 roughly 2 years ago.
Upped a flight of Ju-88 and had absolutely NO clue how to calibrate anything. Approaching the enemy base at 10k I saw a swarm of 4 or 5 cons coming up to kill me. I dropped my bombs which landed about 2 miles away from anything useful into water :D .
This seen, most of the chasers turned away from me, prolly laughing their tulips off :D . Only one con stayed which I could shoot down just before he killed my own, totally battered plane :o .
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Offline kvuo75

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« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2006, 02:35:35 PM »
how bout this!

online last week, drunk... the field is being capped..  did that stop me? no!

I try to up...

click "SW"

engine start, start rolling... dead

"bastards!"

"SW"

son of a ****!

"SW"

dammit!

"SW"

ok this is starting to piss me off!

"SW"

dammit!

"SW"

I'll eventually get up, then I'll show em!

"SW"

why don't I try the other direction?

"NW"

sonofa*****!

"SW"

damn!

"SW"

sonofa*****!

"SW"

I friggin swear I tried at least 10-15 times. I didn't care!. it must have been hilarious to the vulchers..
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Offline Stampf

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« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2006, 02:49:15 PM »
...milking a radar base in an AR234...

...and then being shot down,...in said 234.  :o
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Offline Lye-El

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« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2006, 03:58:56 PM »
Switching to ground view by pushing Alt F4.....instead of Shift F4.  Unfortunately it still happens on occasion.  :mad:


i dont got enough perkies as it is and i like upen my lancs to kill 1 dang t 34 or wirble its fun droping 42 bombs

Offline Kweassa

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« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2006, 04:02:29 PM »
Drove a Tiger to enemy field when it first came out.

 A lucky bomb drop from someone knocked out the tracks and the turret.

 I sat there, in the middle of the enemy field, acks up, buzzing with more planes than a wasp's nest. Everybody is out to get me. All sorts of crazy bomb drops, desparate strafing, etc etc.. zounds, people start crashing down all over me.

 As I sit there for 20 minutes, finally our friendlies came and took the base. My Tiger, a heap of smoking metal on the enemy runway landed safely with 13 proxy kills.

 Man, it's as good as it gets.

Offline Shifty

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« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2006, 05:30:08 PM »
The list gets longer everytime I fly. One of the most recent was turning my gazeaway from a sure kill on a guy to listen to what my wife had say..........:confused:

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Offline Laurie

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« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2006, 05:57:11 PM »
finished typing text, went to hit enter nothing happened.. hit it twice more....lol

Offline Platano

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« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2006, 06:03:48 PM »
Got used to flying the jug that I forgot about the 38's compression... was in the a 38 providing a cap over a field. saw an upper and u can guess the rest :D :lol
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Offline MajWoody

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« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2006, 06:04:30 PM »
I was switching weapons & they wouldn't switch. Next thing I knew I was in a chute . wrong key   DOH!!
Lets keep the stupid to a minimum.
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Offline Platano

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« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2006, 06:05:53 PM »
Or how about wen U release eggs over a target to only only have the blast kill you also  :lol
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Offline jon

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« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2006, 06:31:12 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by FX1
Landing 18 kills in a f4u-1... Alllll Vuclhessss

how is that being a dweeb?:huh

Offline Pawz

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« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2006, 06:38:55 PM »
My dweebiest moment was coming into airfield for landing a little to hot and running off runway and asking where do I get new brakes:confused: serious:rofl
When I die bury me in a P38.

I watch day after day, week after week, tour after tour, the Bishops and Rooks take bases and win maps while the Knights stand there with their thumbs stuck in their butts. It's just pathetic!

Offline kamilyun

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« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2006, 06:47:53 PM »
Pick one:

- Crashing into the wreckage of a Lancaster in my 262

- HOing in an La7

- Vulching in an La7

- Killing LVTs in a 110 or Typhoon after CV dies

- Dive bombing GVs in TT in B24s

- Camping an NME runway in a Panzer landing kills as formations of bombers auger trying to divebomb me

:D