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Offline rpm

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Parcells Quits (Again)
« on: January 22, 2007, 12:45:47 PM »
Bill Parcells just quit as head coach of the Dallas Cowboys. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Now the big question. Who's next?? Is Barry Switzer still available?
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Re: Parcells Quits (Again)
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2007, 12:53:38 PM »
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Bill Parcells just quit as head coach of the Dallas Cowboys. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Now the big question. Who's next?? Is Barry Switzer still available?


Bite yer tongue.
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2007, 01:16:08 PM »
Give Barry Switzer 5 years and he'll have the Dallas Cowboys on NCAA probation. :D
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2007, 01:18:15 PM »
So what head coaches are without a job right now....Art Shell, Dennis Green, Jim Mora.  Which one will Dallas take?
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2007, 01:20:40 PM »
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Give Barry Switzer 5 years and he'll have the Dallas Cowboys on NCAA probation. :D


We did, not quite 5 tho iirc, and he did try to carry a handgun onto a plane. That was Switzer wasn't it?
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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2007, 01:26:28 PM »
Maybe an assistant from the New Orleans saints should break off to become head coach.:rofl
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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2007, 02:32:06 PM »
You can take Houston Nutt.   Please.
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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2007, 02:34:19 PM »
Now if they'll just get rid of Terrell Owens I can go back to rooting for them.
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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2007, 02:37:27 PM »
OH NO! TO!
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2007, 03:03:33 PM »
Bring back Mike Ditka :t
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2007, 03:03:35 PM »
must be nice to be able to walk away  from 5 million dollars ..
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2007, 03:10:04 PM »
I doubt we'll ever hear the real reason he quit but my bet is that it became a "me or T.O.", and the front office chose T.O. because he fills more seats and sells more team schwag than Parcells does.

Parcells hated even saying the guy's name, but the front office has to maximize attendance and licensing revenue.  Seems like it would be a pretty easy choice to make from an owner perspective...

Then again, I could be wrong.  Still, I doubt we'll ever hear the real story.
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2007, 03:31:33 PM »
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Now if they'll just get rid of Terrell Owens I can go back to rooting for them.


ON behalf of Philadelphia, we're willing to trade you Donovan McNabb for Terrel Owens.


Accept or decline?
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« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2007, 03:34:15 PM »
The Cowboys ceased to be the Cowboys when Tex sold them to Jerry. I ceased to care anyhtnig about them shortly thereafter.
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« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2007, 03:38:37 PM »
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ON behalf of Philadelphia, we're willing to trade you Donovan McNabb for Terrel Owens.

Why do we need another QB when we have Tony Romeo.:cool:
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