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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #240 on: July 20, 2008, 12:47:38 PM »
MUSSIE get back here and continue it! Please?  :pray
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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #241 on: July 20, 2008, 02:22:36 PM »
LMAO.This is one of the funniest threads Ive ever read. :rofl :rofl :rofl *waitin on part 10*
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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #242 on: July 21, 2008, 04:34:57 AM »
There won't be a part 10 because both Mussie and Filth have been terminated and are now AI's working under HT's control
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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #243 on: July 21, 2008, 07:15:00 AM »
Why do some of the posts on boards have lines through the text ??? Anyone else have this problem ?

I have this problem a fair amount, but no clue why.

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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #244 on: July 21, 2008, 07:31:57 PM »
Say Hello to my Little Friends in
Filth Interviews HTC Part 1
Starring:
as Filth
as Hitech
as Skuzzy
and  as Carrie
A Story by Mussie
A Butchard Story Comic by Corrs

Hello everyone, this month I had the chance to interview the man himself..... HiTech.

I travelled to the new office's via P51 , I knew that I was close when I found myself being Vulched on landing at Dallas airport, climbing from the wreckage of the old war bird I took the time to hold up a Black sign before climbing into Skuzzy's 2006 Lexus IS250

I was mildly embarrassed as I said hello to the Skuzmister only to find Carrie at the wheel. I asked where Skuzzy was as I apologised to her for the mistake and she politely pointed to the rear seat where Skuzzy was furiously working the keyboards of five laptops simultaneously. "Working on network issues I asked". Skuzzy grunted and motioned his head towards Carrie who enlightened me by saying "He is actually moderating the current BK threads".

Pulling away from the fire trucks and the burning wreckage , the furious typing in the back seat momentarily stopped , I saw Skuzzy briefly look out the back window, he returned to his typing pausing only to say "Carrie would be be so kind". She replied with a node in the rear vision mirror and then asked me to pass her bag which was at my feet. From it she pulled a small object that I thought was a dark green apple put it to her mouth and then threw it out the window and up in to the air "what was that I asked ?" "Grenade" she casually replied .

The WTF? expression on my face must have been clear as she again pointed to the back of the car, my confusion as to how a small yet lethal explosive device would help Skuzzy in he efforts was short lived, for behind us the Vulch-Tard was flying low over the runway attempting to up his rank with a GV kill on Lexus . Carrie's timing was perfect, the grenade exploded bringing the Vulchers short flight to an eventful end ....

TO BE CONTINUED....
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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #245 on: July 21, 2008, 07:37:52 PM »
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The original was hilarious.  Yet this somehow adds something that makes it a fine piece of art.   :aok
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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #246 on: July 22, 2008, 12:15:45 PM »
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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #247 on: August 01, 2008, 02:01:58 PM »
Excelent Smithers.Excelent :aok
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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #248 on: October 01, 2008, 12:27:38 PM »
ok, I know its old, and I know im bumping but i dont care. Mussie! Wheres Part 10? This story will go on and on!
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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #249 on: October 01, 2008, 02:31:28 PM »
WE.... NEED.... PART.... 10!!!! :O
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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #250 on: October 01, 2008, 08:32:25 PM »
One of the greatest threads of all time. We need part 10!
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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #251 on: October 02, 2008, 12:36:18 PM »
Puh Weeze?

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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #252 on: December 28, 2008, 11:42:54 PM »
Wow what happen? Found this through the funny picture thread and had to make SEVERAL trips to the bathroom after reading it! But now I see its actualy been 8 months since mussie has even posted in it? I say again, what happend? What could possibly have happend to stop this insainly hilarious comedy?


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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #253 on: December 29, 2008, 12:22:57 AM »
I think this bump was fully justified.  ;)
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Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
« Reply #254 on: December 29, 2008, 11:53:14 PM »
Well, time to copy and paste it into a word document.  :D :D :D

Although... Part 10 should be coming out soon...
Hope I don't get *bumped* for this, but does 2 weeks sound good?  :aok
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