Author Topic: best movie speeches (Read 3304 times)

cav58d · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2007, 07:55:49 PM »

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

cav58d · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2007, 08:01:44 PM »

AP is the greatest novel of all time, however, Vistors speech about Europle in "The Rules of Attraction" trumps all....However, im not interested in becomg PNG tonight after posting it

cav58d · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2007, 08:03:36 PM »

ehh screw it....very explecit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMzwXAiv4T4

cav58d · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2007, 08:06:34 PM »

lol this is great too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VXRVq_1EYg

DiabloTX · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2007, 08:07:16 PM »

wtf is that in your avatar cav?

cav58d · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2007, 08:14:07 PM »

cav58d · « **Reply #21 on:** March 11, 2007, 08:16:58 PM »

Supposed to be this...not working though.

cav58d · « **Reply #22 on:** March 11, 2007, 08:18:13 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuTmyIOQIhw

I really hijacked this thread huh.

DiabloTX · « **Reply #23 on:** March 11, 2007, 08:22:44 PM »

LOL, yeah pretty much.

CavemanJ · « **Reply #24 on:** March 11, 2007, 08:45:49 PM »

"I can assure you I mean you no harm."

"Who are you?"

"Who? Who is but the form, following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask."

"Well I can see that."

"Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is."

"Oh. Right."

"But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona."

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition."

"The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."

"Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

"Are you like a crazy person?"

"I am quite sure they will say so."

DiabloTX · « **Reply #25 on:** March 11, 2007, 08:49:14 PM »

Vomitus.

Blooz · « **Reply #26 on:** March 11, 2007, 08:52:03 PM »

There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up, their planes would buffet wildly, and they would disintegrate.

The demon lived at Mach 1 on the meter, seven hundred and fifty miles an hour, where the air could no longer move out of the way. He lived behind a barrier through which they said no man could ever pass. They called it the sound barrier.

Then they built a small plane. The X-1. Men came to the high desert of California to ride it. They were called test pilots and nobody knew their names.

"The Right Stuff"

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #27 on:** March 11, 2007, 09:06:26 PM »

"My father was the greatest swordsman in all of France"

JB88 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 11, 2007, 09:10:37 PM »

Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

bj229r · « **Reply #29 on:** March 11, 2007, 10:05:03 PM »

Joanna: So, where do you work, Peter?
Peter Gibbons: Initech.
Joanna: In... yeah, what do you do there?
Peter Gibbons: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
Joanna: What's that?
Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like 98 instead of 1998? Uh... so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh... I don't like my job, and, uh... I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nah-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know... I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

(my other one was the final speech in Team America, but then I'd never be allowed to post here ever agin:rofl