Hellcatz is just a kid, lighten up.
He flies Bish and has done so, regularly, for quite some time (thus, he pays and is not just some two-weeker here to waste time)
He does not burden us with his pre-teen squeal via microphone and is often a source of great laughter via text.
He is a funny kid and he tries. You just need to learn to ignore some of his requests and try to teach him something instead.
I would think that some of the reading some of you have suggested for him might be a little bit above a 12 year old who is just looking for some fun.
In short, give the kid a break and enjoy the free kills
Also, he does raise a point..... Ju - 88 variants.... hell yes!