wife ack

[swoose]

Do any of you guys suffer at the hands of a wife that is jealous over a computer game? Mine gives me a lot of grief over playing AHII. It's not like I am out running the roads or something. Tried to get my doctor ,who btw got me started in AHII, to write a prescription for at least 20 hours a week but we figured even that wouldn't work.  Is there any help out there for wife ack?
 

[The Fugitive]

Get a new wife?  


Mine tells me " will you please go play that game and get out of my hair?"  LOL!!

[Krusty]

Get her hooked, too

[Gooss]

Remind her it's cheaper and less time consuming than golf, blackjack, or boozing.

Of course, she may prefer you're out of the house.  

HONK!
Gooss

[seabat]

All you are seeing now is tracers.

Wait until you decide you need a computer upgrade for the game.

Thats when you will see poofy ack shooting through the hills!

[Avenger8]

Next week spend 20 hours at the local bar. She'll be begging you to play Aces High again.

A8

[Fulmar]

Don't get me started on this topic.  I could rant for 3 pages on this thread.

[Stampf]

Try what I do.

We play "downed Luftwaffe pilot" saved by "Pretty French farmgirl."

Works everytime.

[27th]

This is what I hear when I'm playing...

1. "Honey! Come downstairs and watch What Not To Wear (on TLC) with me"  
Me": Oh gawdammit

2. "Are you on your game again!?"  
Me: No. I am just checkign my e-mail (As I'm shooting down a spit from my B17 tail-gun)

3. "Come cuddle me"
Me: Are you naked?
No. But come down stairs anyhow.

I made a deal if I buy her a computer,she'll get a scond account on AH and  gun for me on bombing raids.

27th

[Shamus]

Get a lock for the door.

shamus

[Gunthr]

Is there any help out there for wife ack? - swoose

yes.  fufill all your domestic obligations.   when the unexpected demands on your "me" time come up, as they will, do not say or do anything except hit "alt-F4" and report for duty.

 if, you can't handle that, you'd better start thinking about a divorce.

[Ghastly]

20 hours a week is a lot of time to have someone you want to be with essentially ignoring you ... after they've been away all day at work to boot.  

It's all in how you look at it.

[LTARstud]

Salute all, yea this is a reoccuring subject with alot of Aces High players. Always put your family first and the game second. This is a great game and time flies while playing it.  In the big scheme of things this game is cheap entertainment. My wife knows this and does not mind me playing the game. I always make time for my family so there is no hard feelings if I enjoy a diversion once in a while. Hope to shoot some of you down in the game or more likely be shot down.

[Killjoy2]

Wife ack is one thing, but wait until you look up and there's all these strange people around you claiming to be your children.

When did this all happen?

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