Funny things you've done

[Latrobe]

you forgot ram

[Spikes]

Originally posted by Yknurd
I thought about learning ACM once...but decided, Nah, I'll follow the La pilots book.

Step 1:  HO
Step 2:  Run

Actually shouldnt it be

1) HO
2) RAM
3) Run if you make it out alive?

[Latrobe]

I think Step 1 is climb to 30K to cherry pick. Then it goes...

Step 2: HO once you've lost your cherry picking
Step 3: Ram everyone once out of ammo
Step 4: (also can be used at any time) if you're about to be reversed, hitthe deck and turn on wep.

[Spikes]

Originally posted by Latrobe
you forgot ram

aww...you beat me to it

[Latrobe]

According to the times in which both posts were made, divided by the speed of internet connection, times pie......I beat you by 5.98364857323111 seconds

[SteveBailey]

I once lost a 118 kill streak(from the start of a tour) to the tail gunner on a AR234.

Yup, I know there isn't actually a gunner there... just a gun..... sad isn't it?

[Masherbrum]

Originally posted by SteveBailey
I once lost a 118 kill streak(from the start of a tour) to the tail gunner on a AR234.

Yup, I know there isn't actually a gunner there... just a gun..... sad isn't it?

You n00b!!!!  

[Latrobe]

How To Kill A AR234:

Step 1 (The only Step): STAY OUTTA ITS TAIL GUN!!

That's it for class, for homework try not to die.

[Spikes]

I got murdered trying to killed a set of 25s in a 234.

I went under them and pulled up and opened up with my gun...10 hits and I'm down from his nose gun.

[Jack16]

Originally posted by thndregg
Recieved three proxy kills on a flight of B17's desperately trying to kill my goon. They all slammed into a hillside.

hmmmm... that sounds like my story....

[themaj]

I was in a 190-a5, being chased in a shallow dive from hi alt by a p51-d. The Pony was slowly closing on me, from bout 1.5k, and I noticed another pony ahead down below me. The lower pony nosed up on me, while the pony on my six was still closing. As the pony on my six closed to 600-800 and just started to fire, the head-on pony below me was just as close, so I rolled hard starboard. The pony on my six kill-shot himself by unintentionally shooting the head on pony! The lower head on pony actually flew through the debris of the guy who was on my six!! I also got the proxy kill. I regret not having the camera rollin on that one, as it was one of my favorite Aces High moments.

I also recieved 7 proxy kills while chasing a formation of buffs into a hillside. There were a couple other fighters with me and they got 4 and 3 if I remember correctly.

[LYNX]

Ar234's are me primary CV sinker.  I always bomb calibrated and looking through the bomb site I dropped a perfect line stem to stern.  As the bombs were in the air I see F4's appear on deck and start to roll.  It was a mission just launched.....with me bombs inbound.

4 guys made it of the deck and some towered.  I got the cv and 4 deck kills  ......timing:D

[yanksfan]

Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
I didn't do it but it was funny as all heck to watch. I was in a M8 at a Rook base waiting for the the Panzer to catch up to me and de-ack the place for capture. out of no-where a rook 110 dives in on the bas and starts bombing hangers and then strafing them. on his third pass or so he flys right into a tree and explodes. I didn't have the heart to tell him on 200 he augered while shooting at his own base.

You can not truley call yourself a ROOK until you have bombed your own base! It's just our way.

[Yippee38]

The other day three of my squaddies and I upped heavy 38Ls.  We were hand flying a beautiful little box formation on climb out.  We all had our film on and were just trying to  tighten it up a bit.  Suddenly one of the guys saying, "Breaks - 109".  We all turn just as bullets start flying.  Turns out a 190, LA7 and 51 snuck up behind us while we were screwing around flying formation.  They got two of us.  We got them all, but it would have been funnier if that one guy hadn't seen the 109.

[Solar10]

Heading to land last night with two mossie kills and started to type a message.  I hit enter and the messgae didn't come up so I pressed enter and then enter again just to see my Mossie flutter out from under me.

I guys I should have type / right before I thought I was typing my message.