Author Topic: Aggravated Assault/ Some legal advice wanted/ I'M fine, but you should see the HIM!  (Read 12666 times)

Offline SlapShot

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That story has so many embelished holes in it, you could use it as a colender to drain a pot of cooked pasta.

Any U.S. Military college will probably require one to go thru a psyhcological exam ... hopefully by the time you reach the age to enter the Air Force Academy ... you will have matured and stopped making up stories like this one.
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« Reply #61 on: September 20, 2007, 11:41:57 AM »
Thank you Serenity.

I haven't laughed that hard in months.

I am only surprised you weren't typing in the event to the message board DURING THE FIGHT!

God help us all if they give you an airplane at the academy.

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Serenity in Bathroom Danger and Locker Note.
Be afraid, be very afraid!

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Originally posted by AWMac
Serenity in Bathroom Danger and Locker Note.
Be afraid, be very afraid!

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Wow Mac... That's the second daxflame reference in this thread.

I smell a pennant!!

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:rofl

It is from the Serenity Chronicles.

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Serenity's last video before 'the mugging'

he's got a girlfriend

Offline SteveBailey

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Originally posted by SlapShot
That story has so many embelished holes in it, you could use it as a colender to drain a pot of cooked pasta.

 



Heheheh yup. I'm not sure which amuses me more; the original story itself or the dummies that actually entertained he might be telling the truth.


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In the end, the police have YET to find them,

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Sorry steve. I opted to press charges,


Heheheh which is it?     :lol   :rofl    :aok

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More like John Kerrys and John Edwards Love Child.

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"Even though the Police have not YET found them I opted to press charges ahead of time.

For they had Fists which we all know are ...

WMD =  Weapons of My Destruction!"

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« Last Edit: September 20, 2007, 12:56:02 PM by AWMac »

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Anybody making popcorn yet?

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Offline AWMac

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I like to refer to these as part of:

 VOSS WARS Trilogy.
 In an imagination  Far Far Away...

Serenity/Voss is "Hans Solo"
Mr. Black is "Chubacca"
JB88 as "OB1"
RPM as "Luke"
Silat as "Princess Lea"
Dichotomy as "C3PO"
and
Skuzzy as "R2D2"
with
HT as "The Emperor"

Coming to a Flight Sim near you....IN 2 Weeks.

:aok

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two blind side smacks to the head and you still remember the details....

you must of had 50 lbs on them.

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You know Serenity prolly made this all up, but he is a kid, kids do stuff like that.

What’s really sad is the adults in this thread picking on a 14 year old. You would think they would act in a more mature manor, but I guess that’s to much to hope from some of these "adults".

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My BS-O-METER hasn't read this high since Voss was posting in this forum.

Furthermore, if this were a true story, you couldn't have handled it more poorly except for perhaps dropping your drawers and bending over.


hehehehehehehehe:rofl

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Well I must say that this has been an entertaining thread. I still think the story is fiction but he should get a B- for it none the less.

Serenity you need to work on sentence structure, and flow if you want to improve that grade to an A.
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You know Serenity prolly made this all up, but he is a kid, kids do stuff like that.

What’s really sad is the adults in this thread picking on a 14 year old. You would think they would act in a more mature manor, but I guess that’s to much to hope from some of these "adults".


So he should be rewarded for being a liar because he's only recently acquired pubes?

Bull****. I think that those of us who are busting his balls are doing him a service by treating him as an equal (which, I admit, may not be all that flattering).

Being a member here, while affording one the right to ridicule, also opens one up to any form of ridicule, at any time, for any reason. If that were not the case, I don't think many of the people here would bother staying members.

Also, it's 'manner', not 'manor'. Unless the 'mature' you were using as an adjective was describing a big spooky house with creaky floorboards.