LIVING WILL
While I was watching the play-off games last
weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation
about life and death, and the need for living wills.
During the course of the conversation I told her
that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my
beer.
Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart***.