Author Topic: How to "properly beat your wife"  (Read 1777 times)

Offline 1K3

  • Parolee
  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3449
How to "properly beat your wife"
« on: November 02, 2007, 11:17:49 PM »
To some of you, this is a perfect guide :D

Offline Slash27

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 12795
How to "properly beat your wife"
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2007, 01:02:43 AM »
like who?

Offline Hornet33

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2487
How to "properly beat your wife"
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2007, 02:18:45 AM »
And these are the folks MT says we are being CRUEL too????
AHII Con 2006, HiTech, "This game is all about pissing off the other guy!!"

storch

  • Guest
How to "properly beat your wife"
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2007, 05:23:22 AM »
I'm not at all tolerant of moslems but where do you think the expression rule of thumb comes from?

Offline Regular

  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 745
How to "properly beat your wife"
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2007, 07:26:28 AM »
I was reading that and for some reason I got turned on.

Offline Tigeress

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1260
How to "properly beat your wife"
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2007, 08:01:28 AM »
The Quran instructs men to force women into the role of slaves.
Wife beating instructions come directly from the Quran.

As are instructions on killing us... by stoning us to death if anyone so much as accuses us of "Quran defined immorality". No proof is required.

Wanna watch a girl getting stoned to death because she liked a boy from a different sect of Islam? I can find videos of that for your amusement.

That might turn a few of you on also.  

TIGERESS
« Last Edit: November 03, 2007, 08:13:03 AM by Tigeress »

Offline Jackal1

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9092
How to "properly beat your wife"
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2007, 08:05:04 AM »
Quote
He should not beat her on the hand... He should beat her in some places where it will not cause any damage. He should not beat her like he would beat an animal or a child -- slapping them right and left.


I think I know where he got his style from.


" I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am."
Democracy is two wolves deciding on what to eat. Freedom is a well armed sheep protesting the vote.
------------------------------------------------------------------

Offline AKIron

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 12770
How to "properly beat your wife"
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2007, 08:18:17 AM »
Just when I begin to believe Islam has no redeeming virtues. :aok
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

Offline Tigeress

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1260
How to "properly beat your wife"
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2007, 08:21:58 AM »
Then you need to move to Iran, AKIron, and hang out with sociopaths who think like you.

This thread is in danger of being reported.

If you think this is funny, you need to rethink it.

TIGERESS
« Last Edit: November 03, 2007, 08:31:17 AM by Tigeress »

Offline AKIron

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 12770
How to "properly beat your wife"
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2007, 08:26:03 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Tigeress
Then you need to move to Iran, AKIron, and hang out with sociopaths like you.

This thread is in danger of being reported.

TIGERESS


Subservient women, no liberals or gays, there's gotta be a downside?

;)
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

Offline Jackal1

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9092
How to "properly beat your wife"
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2007, 08:26:17 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Tigeress
Then you need to move to Iran, AKIron, and hang out with sociopaths who think like you.

This thread is in danger of being reported.

TIGERESS


Hilarious.
Democracy is two wolves deciding on what to eat. Freedom is a well armed sheep protesting the vote.
------------------------------------------------------------------

Offline Tigeress

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1260
How to "properly beat your wife"
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2007, 08:31:54 AM »
I just reported it...

TIGERESS

Offline mongo36

  • Zinc Member
  • *
  • Posts: 24
How to "properly beat your wife"
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2007, 08:35:20 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by storch
I'm not at all tolerant of moslems but where do you think the expression rule of thumb comes from?


It came from English common law... more than two hundred years ago.

Offline AKIron

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 12770
How to "properly beat your wife"
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2007, 08:39:01 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Tigeress
I just reported it...

TIGERESS


You certainly have that right. You have demonstrated another key difference between men and women. Men don't take things quite as seriously as women. For the record, I only beat my wife when she really needed it, or I was in a bad mood.


Joking of course, I have never raised my hand to a woman or otherwise taken advantage of my physical size. I'm not brow beaten into fear of joking about it though.
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

Offline Tigeress

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1260
How to "properly beat your wife"
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2007, 08:45:06 AM »
It is seriously NOT FUNNY and is insensitive.

TIGERESS