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Offline Tigeress

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« Reply #45 on: November 03, 2007, 01:22:42 PM »
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I think this whole thread is a laughing matter.

People dont worry and or complain about all the other violent threads that show up here, Death, murder, bombings, cats.  But link one article from fox and make a joke and the world comes crashing down:   lol:lol


Trell,

I simply stood up to an expressed "wink and nod" cavalier attitude about domestic abuse being a laughing matter.

Maybe some of the guys are not used to being called on it in this forum.

Domestic abuse of Islamic women or women in general is not a laughing matter... and ya'll got called on it.

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edit: changed wing to wink
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« Reply #46 on: November 03, 2007, 01:26:19 PM »
This is a web forum.  If it does not violate any of the rules of the board  then it is all a wink and nod. attitude .

if you have not noticed this forum discusses all the taboo subjects
religion, and politics included.

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« Reply #47 on: November 03, 2007, 01:28:11 PM »
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Originally posted by Tigeress
Trell,

I simply stood up to an expressed "wing and nod" cavalier attitude about domestic abuse being a laughing matter.

Maybe some of the guys are not used to being called on it in this forum.

Domestic abuse of Islamic women or women in general is not a laughing matter... and ya'll got called on it.

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I think it's "wink and nod."

We live in a society that has pushed PC down our throats for the last 30 years. Some of us simply refused to be cowed by it.
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« Reply #48 on: November 03, 2007, 01:30:03 PM »
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I have known at least  one guy that got the crap kicked out of him by his girlfriend,  then after leaving the apartment bloody the girl called the cops and got him arrested.
Btw it was a great story a couple days latter at work.  lol

It is a 2 way street.


She should have had the book thrown at her based on what you just told me.

Doesn't speak much towards his manhood, though.

We are human beings, thus capable of harming.

Ever heard of "Feeding the Ducks"?

"In Thailand, noodle attacks are reputedly more common than in any other country, In fact, in Thailand more noodle reattachment surgeries are performed than in any other nation. In 1997, a Thai wife had severed her husband's noodle while he was asleep and attached it to helium balloons. There is a metaphor in Thailand that translates loosely as "Feed the ducks". This comes from a frustrated wife who cut off the noodle of her philandering husband, then fed it to ducks outside the house".

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« Reply #49 on: November 03, 2007, 01:37:40 PM »
Aw crap...I gotta stop hitting my camel in the face now:(

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« Reply #50 on: November 03, 2007, 01:39:01 PM »
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She should have had the book thrown at her based on what you just told me.

Doesn't speak much towards his manhood, though.

We are human beings, thus capable of harming.

Ever heard of "Feeding the Ducks"?

"In Thailand, noodle attacks are reputedly more common than in any other country, In fact, in Thailand more noodle reattachment surgeries are performed than in any other nation. In 1997, a Thai wife had severed her husband's noodle while he was asleep and attached it to helium balloons. There is a metaphor in Thailand that translates loosely as "Feed the ducks". This comes from a frustrated wife who cut off the noodle of her philandering husband, then fed it to ducks outside the house".

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Ahh if the guy fights back it is wife beating?
if he does not fight back then he is not a man  lol  great.

Btw thailand  also have more sex change surgeries done  then anywhere else. Suspose to have great hospitals.   They also have a high% of muslins people there as well.

And how does anything about thailand come into this discussion? :)

I think a story about cutting off guys noodle have as much barring here as the joke about a wife with 2 black eyes.

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« Reply #51 on: November 03, 2007, 01:42:41 PM »
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I think it's "wink and nod."

We live in a society that has pushed PC down our throats for the last 30 years. Some of us simply refused to be cowed by it.


Thanks AKIron and Trell, I fixed the typo to say "wink"

I am not insensitive to sentiments on PC being forced in this society.

Seeing a guy post that it turned him on... well... that is beyond PC, in my book.

When it comes to making a laughing, or sexual, matter out of domestic abuse, expect to be called on it ya'll.

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« Reply #52 on: November 03, 2007, 01:44:58 PM »
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Ahh if the guy fights back it is wife beating?
if he does not fight back then he is not a man  lol  great.

Btw thailand  also have more sex change surgeries done  then anywhere else. Suspose to have great hospitals.   They also have a high% of muslins people there as well.

And how does anything about thailand come into this discussion? :)

I think a story about cutting off guys noodle have as much barring here as the joke about a wife with 2 black eyes.


Wow,

You are an expert on Thailand!

I mentioned "feeding the ducks" to support your contention that women do abuse men. dang

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« Reply #53 on: November 03, 2007, 01:51:09 PM »
Guys,

I am not anti-male.

I am pro-"lets treat each other with respect".

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« Reply #54 on: November 03, 2007, 02:45:35 PM »
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Well he does have a rainbow in his avatar.. :lol
You're even more of a retard on this forum than in game strafing.   It's a prism.   I guess playing with your rainbow brite as a kid has clouded your ego.  Wait, you don't even have one.
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« Reply #55 on: November 03, 2007, 02:47:44 PM »
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Dang crockett! I hadn't noticed that! :rofl

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Really?   While you're rolling on the floor, you'll also notice there isn't a rainbow in my avatar.

I guess it's true, the more you try to be something you never were, you only end up chasing your tail.
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« Reply #56 on: November 03, 2007, 02:49:35 PM »
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You're even more of a retard on this forum than in game strafing.   It's a prism.   I guess playing with your rainbow brite as a kid has clouded your ego.  Wait, you don't even have one.


You simply are proving my point Masher.

At least you came out of the woodworks and into the light so everyone can see.

What did I ever do to you? Shoot you down in-game?

The rainbow crockett spoke of is your prism. Sort of a stealth rainbow...

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« Reply #57 on: November 03, 2007, 02:50:59 PM »
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Trell,

I simply stood up to an expressed "wink and nod" cavalier attitude about domestic abuse being a laughing matter.

Maybe some of the guys are not used to being called on it in this forum.

Domestic abuse of Islamic women or women in general is not a laughing matter... and ya'll got called on it.

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edit: changed wing to wink
Find a post of mine that even "talked about domestic abuse".   Wait, I never posted on the subject.   Because it isn't a laughing matter.

But, you keep posting drivel.
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« Reply #58 on: November 03, 2007, 02:55:58 PM »
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Find a post of mine that even "talked about domestic abuse".   Wait, I never posted on the subject.   Because it isn't a laughing matter.

But, you keep posting drivel.


ohhhhh I see the word "drivel" !!! You must be a buddy of Mr Lazs!

Or perhaps you are a shades for Lazs? nahhh, probably just one of his cronies.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :rofl :rofl :rofl

If so, that 'splains a lot! :rofl :rofl :rofl

I probably won't converse with you again... you are acting like a nutjob.

If this is an artifact of Lazs bring in his "red" goon squad it must mean I am getting to him. lol

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« Last Edit: November 03, 2007, 03:06:43 PM by Tigeress »

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« Reply #59 on: November 03, 2007, 02:59:49 PM »
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You're even more of a retard on this forum than in game strafing.   It's a prism.   I guess playing with your rainbow brite as a kid has clouded your ego.  Wait, you don't even have one.


That brought back painful memories

Remember having some pegs and one of the black hole molded peg things that wasnt molded correctly. Couldnt stick that peg in there no matter how hard I tried. (them little turds were sharp too)


Oh, and the red ones didnt taste like cherry. (Another painful memory)


Do they even sell them anymore or are they considered "dangerous"
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