Author Topic: Your mama's so fat... (Read 788 times)

clerick · « **on:** December 06, 2007, 09:22:57 AM »

1) that when she puts on her little black dress it looks like outer space!

2) that she has to keep Euro's in one pocket and Peso's in the other.

3) small objects orbit her.

4) she lost at hide and seek because i spotter her behind that mountain.

5) Her picture weighs ten pounds.

Meatwad · « **Reply #1 on:** December 06, 2007, 09:23:48 AM »

BigGun · « **Reply #2 on:** December 06, 2007, 09:45:44 AM »

that when she walks into the room wearing a red dress, people say KoolAid!

acfireguy26 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:24:39 AM »

she has to get out of the car to shift gears.
she sat on a quarter and squeezed a bugger outta George Washington's nose.

Airscrew · « **Reply #4 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:41:55 AM »

When she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:51:00 AM »

When she rolls over in bed she burns her butt on the ceiling light.

Your dad throws flower on her to find the wet spot.

Fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.

Jumped and got stuck in orbit.

68ROX · « **Reply #6 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:31:35 AM »

Can sit on a penny and squeeze the bullet outta Lincoln's head.

68ROX

B@tfinkV · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:36:03 AM »

yo momma's so fat, when she falls over an breaks a leg gravy pours out.

(bonus point for naming the film)

Neubob · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:55:51 AM »

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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
yo momma's so fat, when she falls over an breaks a leg gravy pours out.

(bonus point for naming the film)

White Men Can't Jump (usually because they're too busy working and driving the economy to be playing B-Ball in the middle of the day)

waystin2 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2007, 12:07:33 PM »

Two men could make love to her and never meet!

VonMessa · « **Reply #10 on:** December 06, 2007, 12:10:55 PM »

She wore a yellow sweatshirt to get the newspaper in the morning and when she got to the curb, the neighborhood schoolchildren jumped on her back.

Phaser11 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 06, 2007, 12:21:18 PM »

When she was dating Superman and he tried to take her for a flight and his feet were dragging on the ground!

RTHolmes · « **Reply #12 on:** December 06, 2007, 12:32:12 PM »

... when she steps on a speak-your-weight machine it says "No Coach Parties!"

... she works at the airport bump-starting 747s.

C(Sea)Bass · « **Reply #13 on:** December 06, 2007, 12:36:38 PM »

her shadow weighs 42lbs

texasmom · « **Reply #14 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:09:11 PM »

(man, I should feel guilty that I read those & laughed a lot... I'm supposed to be the one discouraging your mama jokes!:rofl )