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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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« Reply #30 on: February 02, 2008, 09:04:51 PM »
granted, but scarlette is now post- op and called scott
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Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #31 on: February 02, 2008, 09:05:36 PM »
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i wish i could have a date with scarlette.i wish i could have a date with scarlette.


Granted, but she's 84 years old by the time she finally accepts your proposals.




I wish for some decent beer tonight.
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« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2008, 09:06:38 PM »
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Granted, but she's 84 years old by the time she finally accepts your proposals.




I wish for some decent beer tonight.


Granted, but its the last beer you will ever have.




I just want a decent pair of pants.
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Offline Wes14

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« Reply #33 on: February 02, 2008, 09:06:58 PM »
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wish granted... but its this bus

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c66X4wLIgjo


I wish I had bacon


Granted- but the bacon is rotten,


(on dial-up so cant clicky youtube links)

I wish a beehive would fall on zoozoo.
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #34 on: February 02, 2008, 09:07:28 PM »
granted.  

but your definition of decent beer has been supplanted with that of the average street bum.  and it's warm.

i wish i could take a good picture to post tomorrow.
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #35 on: February 02, 2008, 09:07:40 PM »
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Granted- but the bacon is rotten,


(on dial-up so cant clicky youtube links)

I wish a beehive would fall on zoozoo.


wish granted, happy ending :)
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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2008, 09:08:49 PM »
I wish for DA n00k!!!!111!!!!pie!!!
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Offline WWhiskey

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« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2008, 09:10:13 PM »
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I wish for DA n00k!!!!111!!!!pie!!!

Granted then giant quotation mark falls on our head!!!!!!!!1:huh
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Offline Wes14

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« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2008, 09:10:45 PM »
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I wish for DA n00k!!!!111!!!!pie!!!


Granted- but it blows up in your B29.

I wish i was skuzzy for a day.
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Offline WWhiskey

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« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2008, 09:11:48 PM »
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Granted- but it blows up in your B29.

I wish i was skuzzy for a day.

Granted then your keybaord stops working!
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Offline Wes14

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« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2008, 09:13:06 PM »
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Granted then your keybaord stops working!


Whats a keybaord? :D
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Offline WWhiskey

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« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2008, 09:14:44 PM »
oops!
wish i could spell!
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« Reply #42 on: February 02, 2008, 09:16:35 PM »
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oops!
wish i could spell!


Granted- But you loose grammar skills

I wish the patriots loose forever!
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« Reply #43 on: February 02, 2008, 09:17:09 PM »
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oops!
wish i could spell!


Garnted.
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« Reply #44 on: February 02, 2008, 09:18:50 PM »
Winrar
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