Author Topic: ban on intentional flatulence!?!? (Read 989 times)

wrag · « **on:** February 04, 2008, 03:53:56 PM »

Barnes828 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2008, 03:55:41 PM »

This would be a good time to tell everyone i have the ability to fart on command.

john9001 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2008, 03:59:19 PM »

the boys are still young, they have not yet learned the art of the silent fart.

DYNAMITE · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2008, 04:04:51 PM »

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Originally posted by john9001
the boys are still young, they have not yet learned the art of the silent fart.

Ahhh yes... the most deadly of arts.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2008, 04:04:56 PM »

That story just reeks of an assault on personal liberties...Chairboy, where are ya?!

DYNAMITE · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2008, 04:18:27 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
That story just reeks of an assault on personal liberties...Chairboy, where are ya?!

Oh put a cork in it Rip... no one needs you raising a stink!

Jackal1 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2008, 04:22:04 PM »

Just wait until the NBGA (National Bean Growers Association) gets wind of this.

Chairboy · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2008, 04:25:16 PM »

Sir, I have not yet begun to fart!

AWMac · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2008, 04:30:16 PM »

"Dam the Farts, Full Stink Ahead!!!"

Telling 8th Grade boys not to fart is like trying to place panties on Brittney Spears...
Ain't gonna happen.

JB88 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2008, 04:50:21 PM »

soooo how do they catch the offender when "he who smelt it, delt it?"

DYNAMITE · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2008, 04:51:29 PM »

I'm pretty sure that in this case, who ever denied it, supplied it.

AWMac · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2008, 04:54:50 PM »

The High Fives would be a Dead Give Away!

Mac

Tarmac · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2008, 05:31:59 PM »

I work in an all male career field... we still try to out fart each other. I don't see what the problem is.

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2008, 06:50:35 PM »

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eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights

Why don't they just ban eighth grade boys?

john9001 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2008, 07:24:22 PM »

they need to change the cafeteria menu.