LMAO. I wish I had been filming at the end of last night.
I ended it calling out on 200, 'if were out numbered 3-1, why can I STILL not find any allies to fight?' A few seconds later, I find a P51 sneaking up on my six. I turn, and as soon as my 109G2 starts gaining on the Pony's turn, he breaks and hits the deck. I figure, with all the running crap the allies are talking on 200, theres no way this guys running the whole way back to his base ack.
I was wrong.
So, I chase him to his ack. Once the ack starts firing at me, I break and start circling the feild at about 7k. Which is when I notice a Hurri IIC on my 6. I go level for about 600 yards and then start a spiral climb, which is apparantly now 'running'. Of course, the hoicane pilot can't keep up with my trusty Gustav in a spiral climb, so when he stalls I dive on him (basic elements of E fighting). Of course, he gos straight to his ack and breaks. 'F that'. I climb back up to about 7k. Then, whos made his way out of the ack, but the Pony? So, the P51 makes some poor attempt at a BnZ pass on me and then heads straight for his ack. He didnt zoom climb back up for another pass, just straight to the ack. This is when I notice a spitfire coming in, and the Hurricane is back at altitude. So, I engage the spitfire who immediately trys to... you guessed it... drag meinto the ack. So, I break off the Spitfire, and engage the hurricane, who was at least a bit out of the ack, at the very edge of his safety blanket. We start climbing and turning, and as I am deplenishing the Hurricanes' E the spit comes back over, so I must engage him. So, now its 2v1, with the pony periodically making 1 pass from altitude and then high-tailing it back to the ack. As the fight progresses, we move into the ack, and the combination of the ack and the pony's 1-pass-ack passes knocks out my radiator. At this point, I just want to take a couple of these tards down with me, but it doesnt take long for the ack to kill me. It was one of the most pathetic displays of cowardly fighting I've seen in a while.
Then, of course, I couldnt fly anymore because of the allied porktards and the 24 hour downtimes.