Sorry to go off topic but the article reminded me of one I saw like 5 years ago. It looked something like this:
Italian Scientists Find Cure for Cancer
Italian scientists have announced that they have found a way to prevent cancer. They have found, through studies, that if a person eats 1 large slice of pizza everyday they are 87.5% less likely to get cancer. They beleive that the reason for this is that it is much less likely for a person to develope cancer when they die of a heart attack, due to poor diet, at 35.
