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Offline DREDIOCK

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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #90 on: June 23, 2008, 08:45:02 PM »
Ever run head first into a well-timed jump back kick? :D

That stuff works alot better on defence then on offence. Or as a surprise move

Bunch of years ago some hotshot tried attacking me with a jump kick to the head.
fortunately he telegrpahed it and I saw it comming
I caught his leg held it up,
He fell on the ground, while still holding his leg up, I stomped on his nuts real hard with the right heel of my engineers boot.

After that he didnt wanna play Hai-Karate anymore.
He did however feel like puking.

I did however witness one of the crazier friend I had jump up and kick two people inthe face at the same time.
Damnedest thing I ever saw.

Was the beginning of a hell of a brawl too

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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #91 on: June 23, 2008, 08:56:38 PM »
Good ol days indeed. :)
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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #92 on: June 23, 2008, 09:03:47 PM »
only thing other people do while driving that bothers me is passing stupidly on 2 lane highways, and people who seem to be incapable of navigating a slightly twisty road without going out of lane on every corner...at the speed limit.


as for tailgater's...whats happening behind me is not my concern beyond maintaining a standard of SA. but i stay right unless i'm passing anyway.

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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #93 on: June 24, 2008, 12:16:16 AM »
A couple of weeks ago, my father, buddy and I were on the way home after a Tigers game, in the evening.   Behind me 4 motorcycles start closing fast.   I-96 was jammed, and yes, I'm in the fast lane.   I see one of these guys go in between cars in trying to get ahead.   I see the first one on my 3 O' and it is a Hayabusa.    His buddies catch up and proceed to ride my tail for about 3 miles.   I finally had enough as I cannot even see two of motorcycles headlights in my rearview.   What'd I do?

I hit the brake and watched them weave to the other lane.   I slept with an clear conscience and will do the same every single time.   Especially since they easily hit 120mph and went into the LOCAL lanes (55 mph) and continued the stupidity.   I stayed in the express lanes (65mph).

If some idiot wants to go 100mph, go to a drag strip or a raceway.    The freeways are not the place for it.   "Move over to the right and let them pass" is allowing this crap to continue.   Turning a blind eye and pointing the finger at Slipknot is just as bad as what those idiots on the bike did.  





ha...a hiabusa and he was only doin 120? one of my customers had one........topped it out at 201 out on rt 295 here in south jersey.......he was insane too....

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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #94 on: June 24, 2008, 12:19:20 AM »
I doubt you get to 200 without quite a stretch of ground, even on a busa. It's not an instant-200mph machine.
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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #95 on: June 24, 2008, 12:23:35 AM »
I doubt you get to 200 without quite a stretch of ground, even on a busa. It's not an instant-200mph machine.

he got on at exit 31, and went almost to trenton.......and his bike wans't stock. had nitrous, header and i think a couple other things. it was stupid fast. and he was just stupid :D
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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #96 on: June 24, 2008, 12:31:58 AM »
ha...a hiabusa and he was only doin 120? one of my customers had one........topped it out at 201 out on rt 295 here in south jersey.......he was insane too....



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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #97 on: June 24, 2008, 12:58:56 AM »
Cap1
wherebouts in S Jersey are ya?

Im in South Brunswick (Kendall Park)

my shop is in cherry hill, just off of 295. i live in lindenwold. i'm about 3 miles from the John F Kennedy Hospital in stratford.
 i fly out of south jersey regional airport in mount holley......

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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #98 on: June 24, 2008, 01:31:41 AM »
No. Your still missing the point.
It doesnt matter the speed your traveling.

Wrong.

The "Keep right to pass" or "Impeding the flow of traffic" statutes DO NOT nullify the "Exceeding the posted speed limit" staute.

So long as you are at the posted speed limit, there is no reason you must move right (barring Emergency Vehicle or courtesy).

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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #99 on: June 24, 2008, 05:31:56 AM »
Re: original story...Wise thing to check for club patch on back of jacket before doing anything rash--you think 2 are abnoxious...try 50
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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #100 on: June 24, 2008, 05:54:32 AM »
As an avid rider for over 30 years,  I run in to this all the time. just move over and let them pass.

1.) Slower traffic keep right, regardless of the posted speed limit (here in the Netherlands you will get a ticket for holding up traffic as passing on the right is illegale)
2.) As for him spitting on your car, I do not condone it, but from your description of the event I can understand the frustration, next time just move over, or speed up and move over.

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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #101 on: June 24, 2008, 07:30:50 AM »
Wrong.

The "Keep right to pass" or "Impeding the flow of traffic" statutes DO NOT nullify the "Exceeding the posted speed limit" staute.

So long as you are at the posted speed limit, there is no reason you must move right (barring Emergency Vehicle or courtesy).

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wrong. common sense, and courtesy still brings us back to the ""keep right except to pass"" statute. EVERYBODY speeds on the highways. 
 20 years ago, i usually cruised around 75-85mph on 295. i was pretty much passing almost everyone. today, i still drive 75-85mph on 295(except in my geo, which is screaming for mercy at 70mph :rofl) and even at 85, the majority of the traffic is going past me. unlike some others though, i don't really give a dam who passes me or not. i expect people to move out of my way when i come up on them, so i do the same.
 it's really VERY simple. you're out in the left lane, faster traffic comes up behind ya.....get the hell outta the way.

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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #102 on: June 24, 2008, 07:33:03 AM »
As an avid rider for over 30 years,  I run in to this all the time. just move over and let them pass.

1.) Slower traffic keep right, regardless of the posted speed limit (here in the Netherlands you will get a ticket for holding up traffic as passing on the right is illegale)
2.) As for him spitting on your car, I do not condone it, but from your description of the event I can understand the frustration, next time just move over, or speed up and move over.

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passing on the right is illegal here in the US too, but i never see it enforced though. i pass where i can though, as when i run up on people like the starter of this thread, i just don't have the time or patience to deal with such sheer ignorance or stupidity.

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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #103 on: June 24, 2008, 07:33:48 AM »
Bet if it was a semi that came up behind and was tailgating he would have moved over real quick.

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Re: How to deal with jerkoff bikers on the road
« Reply #104 on: June 24, 2008, 07:44:21 AM »
Bet if it was a semi that came up behind and was tailgating he would have moved over real quick.

no he would've stepped on the brake to scare the truck driver :O as he rolled over him
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