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Offline Meatwad

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Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« on: July 12, 2008, 05:50:24 PM »
Post here what you have/need for the new adventures

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Offline Habu

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2008, 07:08:09 PM »
How do you get your tongue red at the soup kitchen?

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2008, 09:17:10 PM »
Supposedly you go to the soup kitchen and go for the "today's special"

Its a special food that once eaten it makes your tongue red.

Only problem is that you can only try it once a reset. If you dont get it, you have to wait until either you get it sooner or later or theres a rumor that later on in the adventures, this item becomes available that the store where the oompa loompa's are picketing (I think)
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2008, 09:32:28 PM »
BTW how far have you gotten in Wonka's factory?
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline Habu

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2008, 09:40:05 PM »
I got the goggles and saw in the river and got the tape and went and got Wonka off in court and won over a single director.


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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2008, 09:41:06 PM »
I tried the special at the kitchen and did not get the right one.

Tomorrow they are making candy canes at the candy shop so I am going to hope it is that.

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2008, 09:41:38 PM »
You realize that all of this will sound totally gay to anyone who is not playing the game.

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2008, 09:57:21 PM »
Yep  :rofl

Your about where I am.

Nope a candy cane doesnt do it. It temporally gives you 50 speed. Won one from the craw machine

See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline mechanic

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2008, 10:21:19 PM »
all that sounds totaly gay to me having not played the game
*cough*ninjasarecooler*cough*

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2008, 11:48:34 PM »
I tried to register but it won't let me I get some weird email error
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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2008, 11:56:50 PM »
all that sounds totaly gay to me having not played the game
*cough*ninjasarecooler*cough*



*cough* http://www.runescape.com/ *cough* is better.

Chances are, you cant even see what you are doing. RS gives you the visual aid (even though its low quality)

I quit playing but if you're into that sorta stuff try it out. (Mem is a whole lot better than free, trust me)
« Last Edit: July 13, 2008, 12:32:44 AM by angelsandair »
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Goto Google and type in "French military victories", then hit "I'm feeling lucky".
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The wind for their watcher, the wave for their shroud,
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Offline MINNOW

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2008, 12:31:19 AM »
Where did u get the goggles from????

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2008, 12:33:07 AM »
goggles?!  :huh
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Goto Google and type in "French military victories", then hit "I'm feeling lucky".
Here lie these men on this sun scoured atoll,
The wind for their watcher, the wave for their shroud,
Where palm and pandanus shall whisper forever,
A requiem fitting for heroes

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2008, 09:27:08 AM »
Where did u get the goggles from????

They come from the crane machine. To get the location of them, you have to check the wrappers on the wonka bar at the nursing home computer. If you get something like "your lucky numbers are xx,yy", go to the crane machine and put in the coordinates. Then you can equip them and take a dive in the chocolate river to get the VCR tape
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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Re: Hobowars 2nd adventure thread
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2008, 03:45:56 PM »
http://www.hobowars.com/signup.php?ref=519376

Link for anyone to use if they want to join us in the totally gay hobo thing.

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