I can give you a nice USSR joke.....
One fine day, as people die and gather in st'Peter's waiting line, a few are given the opportunity to travel back in time and have a look at the original Paradise while sitting on a bench.
Adam and Eve are walking gracefully around, and the Englishman present remarks:"They must be English, look how polite and graceful they are".
An American shakes his head, and sais "look here buddy, they're definately from the USA, they're FREE"
A Frenchman laughs, and remarks "Mes amis, only in France would such nakedness in the open be allowed, belle femme" and sends a fingerkiss.
Ahemm
A member of the former USSR sais firmly: "These are members of the Soviets".
"Why so??", ask the others.
"Well, they only have an apple to eat, it's forbidden, and they still think they're in Paradise"